batboyfoundinbasement's blog: "A string walks into a bar"

So... a string walks into a bar.

String: Can I get a Sloe Comfortable Screw, up against the wall Mexican style with a pillow?

Bartender: I'm sorry, we don't serve strings here.

So the string goes across the street and buys a pair of sunglasses and a hat and walks back into the bar.

String: Can I get a Sloe Comfortable... ermmm I mean whatever you recommend, and make it a double!

Bartender: I told you... we don't serve strings here.

So the string, gets a brilliant idea.  He goes into the parking lot and ties himself up messing his hair a little.  He walks back into the bar.

String: Can I get a Sloe Comfortable Screw, up against the wall Mexican style with a pillow?

Bartender: Aren't you that string that I told to get lost twice now?

String: I'm A FRAYED KNOT...