Grant me The Serenity,
to accept the things i cannot Change,
The courage to change the things i cannot accept, and the Wisdom to hide
the bodies of the people i had to kill today becayse they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes i step on today as they may be
connected to the ass that i may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work
12% on monday
23% on tuesday
40%on wednesday
20% on thursday
5% on friday
And help me to rember......
When i am having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying
to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to
extend my middle finger and tell them to BITE ME!!
Amen
