A Jew, a Catholic and a Mormon were having drinks at the bar following
an interfaith meeting.
The Jew, bragging on his virility, said, "I have four sons. One more
and I'll have a basketball team."
The Catholic, waived off this accomplishment, stating, "That's nothing,
boy. I have 10 sons, one more and I'll have a football team."
To which the Mormon replied, "You guys ain't got a clue. I have 17
wives. One more and I'll have a golf course."
