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| created @ 05/16/2007 08:21 pm |
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| one day a guy was driving down the road at 90mph. the speed limit was 55 on that particular road.he drives past a cop,immediatly the cops lights turn on and he gets pulled over.the cop comes to the window of the guys car. and the guy is like,"please officer im late for work and i need to get there or ill be fired." the cop says, "oh really , what do you do?" the guy then says, "well uhm .... sir .im an asshole stretcher." the cop(startled a bit) says,"what do you mean asshole stretcher?" the guy says, "well i stretch assholes for a living. i start by working in a finger. and then two, three, and so on. i can stretch an asshole to about six feet."the cop then asks, "what on earth can you do with a six foot asshole."to which the guy in the car replies, "you give them a squad car and a radar gun!!" |
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