1. Where were you 3 hours ago?
same place as now. my room
2. Who are you in love with?
my lady.
3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?
.....wtf? no? wtf do i look like?
4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
No. im a dude. that got 2 balls.
5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
a week or so ago
6. Are you wearing socks right now?
yes
7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?
not today
8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
few weeks ago
9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
no
10. Are you hot?
hehe...
I'm da hottest n***a under da sun.
11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
apple juice. wha? im honest.
12. What are you wearing right now?
my lady.....n it feels good.
13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?
depends
14. Last food that you ate?
pizza
15. Where were you last week at this time?
this is a whole lotta questions. my head hurts
16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
a hat.. a shirt
17. When is the last time you ran?
idk!
18. What's the last sporting event you watched?
Jets-Eagles game in August
19. What is your favorite animal?
Scorpion, a rattlesnake.
20. Your dream vacation?
hmmm......Brazil
21. Last person's house you were in?
my friends
22. Worst injury you've ever had?
blew out my knee
23. Have you been in love?
yes. and...still am
24. Do you miss anyone right now?
yes
25. Last play you saw?
....i watch movies..or make em
26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
if i tell u it wont b a secret. so shutup!
27. What are your plans for tonight?
idk...maybe my lady n i will decide.
28. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment?
ur nosy
29. Next trip you are going to take?
idk..ur mom's house
30. Ever go to camp?
wat am i, a boy scout?
31. Were you an honor roll student in school?
at times yes
32. What do you want to know about the future?
idk..jus let it come
33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
wat.............u wanna fuck me?
34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit?
i did it already. and im clean.
35. Where is your best friend?
workin
36. How is your best friend?
u fuckin nosy
37. Do you have a tan?
im black. why would i hav a tan????
u stupid.
38. What are you listening to right now?
me typing
39. Do you collect anything?
yes. numbers. of ur mom, ur sister ur daughter, ur cousins n im plannin a huge porn video so i can make me $$$ 4 my dream vacation ;-)
40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know?
You.
41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?
Yesterday.
42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
Have you ever sucked dick w/o your hands?
43. What does your last text message say?
blow me
44. Do you like hot sauce?
yes. yes i do
45. Last time you took a shower?
few hours ago.
46. Do you need to do laundry?
yes. will u wash it 4 me?
47. What is your heritage?
Caribbean islands. Sak pa se?? Wha gwann? ya dun no. lol
48. Are you someone's best friend?
yes but not urs.
49. Are you rich?
if im rich i wouldnt b here talkin to you
50. What were you doing at 12AM last night?
watchin ur mom masterbate. then made me a sandwich.
im done. F**K surveys. im so fuckin bored.
