A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and as he is stumbling
back and forth, a cop on the beat sees him and approaches. "Can I help you
sir?", the officer asks politely.
"Yessh! Ossifer, sssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies.
The cop asks, "Well, where was your car the last time you saw it?"
"It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the man replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's "manhood" is hanging
out of his fly for all the world to see. He asks the man, "Sir are you
aware that you are exposing yourself?"
Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without
missing a beat, blurts out.........
"Oh my God ----- my girlfriend's gone, too!
