A drunk is sitting in a bar.
There is a very buxom blonde a few seats
down from him with breasts size 44DD'S.
A fellow at the end of the bar calls for a beer. The bartender fills the
mug and slides it down the bar. It hits the lady's breasts and spills
all over them. The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks
the beer off of her breasts.
This happens a couple more times.
The next time, the drunk jumps up and starts to lick her breasts. She decks him! He's laying on the floor moaning and groaning.
'Why do you let the bartender do it?'
'Because he has.............(your gonna love this)......
A LICKER LICENSE!
