This is the contents I came to work with on 1 of my web page design course and thought it too funny while coding ==========>
Markers and Monkeys Monkeys can try to hide is the sneakiest of the places. Be sure to keep monkeys away from markers. The smell and color attracts them to create endeavors.
Postal Monkeys Monkeys cant work for the postal service. Do not let your monkey mail himself to Australia without proper postage. When talking to your monkey explain the need to use stamps.
Electric Monkey Monkeys will try to convince you that they can fix the wiring of your house. Keep monkey away from phillips head screw drivers and other handy tools. Monkeys may try to touch you when fixing the wiring. Do not touch the monkey. Monkeys conduct electricity and can result in your death.
Exercise your Monkey Monkeys need proper exercise and enjoy fun amusement rides. If you cannot afford a trip to Six Flags, look around the house to improvise. Some common household items can be customized to give your monkey a wonderful time.
Conscience Monkeys Monkeys are not conscience and cannot tell you the difference between good and evil. Monkeys will try to suggest that you are impervious to harm, but this is falsehood. You are not Fabio with a hint of Superman.
Airplane Monkey A jet engine is not the best place to dry a monkey. Monkey can damaged sensitive. Use your standard clothes dryer with Bounce dryer sheets when monkey is wet.
Deep Sea Monkey Monkeys will try to deep sea alive. Sharks are attracted to monkeys and will try to consume them. Advise the monkeys are lung capacity and the dangers of decompression.
World decompression World domination is not a healthy hobby for a monkey. If you have find your monkey has been dabbling in the art of global subgation, make your monkey watch 13 hrs of Red Dwarf. The monkey will become confused and pass out. When the monkey awakes it will become more docile and take up knitting.
