98% OF AMERICANS SAY"OH SHIT" BEFORE GOING INTO THE DITCH ON A SLIPPERY ROAD. THE OTHER 2% ARE FROM KENTUCKY AND THEY SAY,"HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS.
FELT LIKE FUCKING YOU TODAY SO...YOU'VE BEEN FUCKED BADLY!!!Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot! Keep reading and you will find out that this is not some gay thing.RULES:1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course.2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!*3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy!4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty!5- Random sex is perfectly okay!6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT.7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away!This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! F.U.C.K Stands For: Friends U Can Keep. So promise me we'll F.U.C.K forever!
Aug 12 2007 12:48A 1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.3. When you smile - I will know that you finally got laid.4. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.5. When you are confused - I will use little words.6. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again.I don't want whatever you have.8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.This is my oath... I pledge it to the end."Why?" you may ask. Because youare my friend.Post this comment on 10 of your closest friends page and then get depressed because you can only think of 4. Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel!
