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46 Year Old · Female · From Oskaloosa, IA · Joined on February 21, 2014 · Relationship status: Single · Born on August 2nd · 2 different people have a crush on me!
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46 Year Old · Female · From Oskaloosa, IA · Joined on February 21, 2014 · Relationship status: Single · Born on August 2nd · 2 different people have a crush on me!
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Hmmmm about me....I've lived in Michigan my whole life. I actually love it here, but have been thinking of moving....To where I'm not sure yet. I have 1 son and he is my world...I'm trying to get a divorce (he refuses and fights it) but I CANNOT wait until the papers are signed and it's final.

I am NOT a little skinny girl....thick BBW... I have curves and something to hold on to when having fun. So if talking to someone that has shape to their body is something you don't want then leave now...

I'm a smartass. I'm honest and don't have a problem telling you the truth. If you're sensitive you probably shouldn't talk to me...

I'm usually always logged on, but not always here. So if I don't answer you right away don't get offended...I will when I come back.

I AM NOT A BLING WHORE....I WILL NOT BEG YOU FOR BLING SO DO NOT BEG OR ASK ME FOR IT. IF I BUY YOU BLING IT'S BECAUSE I WANTED TO!! If you want to buy me bling go right ahead, but don't expect anything but a Thank you for it..I won't send you any NSFW pics and I don't have a NSFW album for you to look at.

I'm a Freak to the fullest degree....This DOES NOT mean that I want you or to fuck you.....DO NOT assume this means I want to see your NSFW pics...If you have to beg people to look at your pics they probably aren't worth looking at anyway!!

I DON'T PLAY FU-MAFIA AND I DON'T WANT TO SO PLEASE DON'T ASK!!!!

If you send a friend request you have to at least have 1 pic of yourself...a real pic not some BS fake model pic!! If you need a temp family add I don't mind adding just ask. I have family that matters to me, but there's room for some temps...after you level you will be removed...I do check! If you've added me to help level please feel free to remove me...I don't mind.

If there's anything you want to know about me just ask...


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46 Year Old · Female · From Oskaloosa, IA · Joined on February 21, 2014 · Relationship status: Single · Born on August 2nd · 2 different people have a crush on me!
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    good evening beautiful loved and hugged have a wonderful night big warm hugs sweetheart Happy Birthday


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    Have you ever had that feeling that someone is watching you and then you turn around and way up in a tree there is a squirrel giving you the evil eye... it's scary!


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    I know why you're jealous. I have a jacket that makes me hug myself and you don't, and people say I'm special, and I go to a room that has pillows EVERYWHERE.


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  • PsychoArmyManRL...TeLL Me Lies
    If you come up to me and you see me smiling with rainbow duct tape in my hand and I said"just the person I wanted to see. You might want to run for your life or help my imaginary green dragon capture something else.


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  • PsychoArmyManRL...TeLL Me Lies
    Those noises that you hear go"bump" in the night? That's me trying to check out your place and find where you hid the imaginary fluffy green lion. But I keep running into your furniture.


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  • PsychoArmyManRL...TeLL Me Lies
    OMG the green monkeys just ate the purple gummy bears that were stopping the red unicorns from attacking the little blue people that were defending your shampoo and conditioner.


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    For my new year’s resolution I will never again take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night


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  • PsychoArmyManRL...TeLL Me Lies
    I'm getting a free jacket tomorrow!! It's white and has shiny buckles!! It even makes me hug myself! YAY


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  • PsychoArmyManRL...TeLL Me Lies
    The main reason Santa is so jolly is that he knows where all the naughty boys and girls live.


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  • PsychoArmyManRL...TeLL Me Lies
    So bored that I'm gonna trap a green flying buffalo in my closet, feed it skittles, and tell everyone I have a pet troll


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  • PsychoArmyManRL...TeLL Me Lies
    If you see me running like a mad man, here's a hint, try to keep up, it might be important.


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  • PsychoArmyManRL...TeLL Me Lies
    I'm NOT a unicorn!! Usually! Okay, sometimes. Okay, fine, most of the time. FINE! I'M A FREAKING UNICORN, OKAY!!! DON'T JUDGE ME!


    2 years ago · Reply
  • PsychoArmyManRL...TeLL Me Lies
    if you can't beat them...get some duct tape, licorice, taser, and some honey.


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  • PsychoArmyManRL...TeLL Me Lies
    Yikes... one of the voices in my head has a potty mouth today.


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  • PsychoArmyManRL...TeLL Me Lies
    ALERT! My fire-breathing unicorn has ESCAPED. he MAY try to devour your arm, and likes to steal people's cookies! PLEASE DO NOT PANIC he IS PERFECTLY HARMLESS!


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  • PsychoArmyManRL...TeLL Me Lies
    One day I tried to be normal...Weirdest 5 minutes of my life!! You normal people are weird I tell you! WEIRD!!!


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  • PsychoArmyManRL...TeLL Me Lies
    Stop following me...STOP following me...STOP FOLLOWING ME!!! oh it's just my shadow


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  • PsychoArmyManRL...TeLL Me Lies
    A B C D E F G Horny ghosts are chasing me. 1 is red and 1 is blue. One is humping on my shoe, now I must go call the cops cause it's gross and its got my sock soaked in chloroform….


    2 years ago · Reply
  • Chaz3dTeLL Me Lies
    Thank you, same here! HAGD!

    2 years ago · Reply
  • PsychoArmyManRL...TeLL Me Lies
    Do you want to go to Walmart and hide in the clothing racks while swiping at people's feet and saying"Quack, I am a green lion whale"?


    2 years ago · Reply
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