As I mature.....I've learned that you can't make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that you'd better have a big willy or huge boobs.I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think your finished.I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place!I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it.I've learned that people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.Pass this along to 5 friends... Trust me, they'll appreciate it. Who knows. maybe something good will happen.If not.... tough shit!
Did you know that it's 'Beautiful Women Month?'Well, it is and that means you !!!I'm supposed to send this to BEAUTIFULWOMEN,and you are one of them !!!Below is a wonderful poem Audrey Hepburn wrotewhen asked to share her"beauty tips."It was read at her funeral years later.For attractive lips, speak words of kindness...For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people.For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry.For beautiful hair, let a child run his/her fingers through it once a day.For poise, walk with the knowledge that you never walk alone...People, even more than things, have to be restored,renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed;Never throw out anyone.Remember, if you ever need a helping hand,you will find one at the end of each of your arms.As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands;One for helping yourself, and the other for helping others.If you share this with another woman,something good will happen.You will boost another woman's self esteem,and she will know that you care about her.It's BEAUTIFUL Women MonthTAG YOU'RE IT!
You know you're from Lima, Ohio when:-You think of Fat Jack's as dining out-You know that Dave Thomas copied Wendy's from Kewpee's-Februcherry and Marchocolate are part of your vocabulary-You have called lima"The Bean, Beantown, Bean City" and know that we have a city mascot named"Beanie" that is in fact a giant green lima bean with a red hat displaying his name-You got hurt sledding at the reservoir/Farout Park-You went to the Ronald McDonald House for an elementary school field trip-You wish the American Mall still had the cheap theatre and the cool arcade (with air hockey and lazer tag)-Say Square Fair is for squares, but you always end up going anyway because there's nothing better to do-You immediately conjure up a picture in your mind when someone says a person is from -Shawnee, Bath, Elida, Lima Senior, LCC, Perry, or Delphos-You still wonder what happened to the big fountain in the middle of the Lima Mall-You think all milk comes from Hefner Dairy-You use the directions to emphasize you're travelling somewhere, phrases such as"going up" to Cleveland,"going down to Cbus"-You've ever done donuts in a parking lot, for an extended period of time-You catch yourself singing the"Pat's Donuts and Creme" and the allen county fair"its that time of season..."jingle-You know Kewpee has the best hamburgers on the planet-You actually know what L.I.M.A. stands for LOST. IN. MIDDLE. AMERICA. and that there's a movie about it-You go to the allen county fair everyday its open and walk around for hours just because
