Once upon a time there was a young boy named Johnny Dangerously. He was a strikingly handsome young man who was a very rare breed of Filipino and German-Irish. Johnny Dangerously was very well aware of his surroundings ever since he was in the womb. By the time of conception, sperm+egg-sized Johnny D. knew that this was going to be a long 9 months of waiting...so during the time, he went through intense training with non-other than Chuck Norris. Good Ole Chuck taught young Johnny D the art of the roundhouse kick to the face..upon other great moves such as the "stare of death" "projectile booger spew" and the always clever "Chuck heart throb" where he punches ur chest to ur heart, rips it out and drains the blood to feed his pet Vampires. By 5years of age, Johnny Dangerously broke loose from the concentration camps in the Philippines and brought himself to America..within 5 minutes of adaptation into the new land, he learned English. Throughout the years, Johnny D has been fighting terrorism with the League of Shadows. Johnny D took a 6 month break from the League of Shadows only to find out that Batman destroyed it. Enraged, Johnny D sought revenge..until he found out why Batman destroyed them...now he fights with Batman to destroy Superman....because Superman is a democrat..and he wont teach us how to turn back time. Currently Johnny D has taken a break from the world and does his daily 9-5job..gained a bit of baby fat since his glory days and enjoys his new Lexus GS300 Twin Turbo.....Johnny is currently working hard to establish a more presentable body and will succeed at any cost...thats just a bit about Mr. Johnny D...more to come as time goes by.