Here you go...Your laugh for the day!!! Hope it's a good one!!! A housewife is having an affair during the day, while her husband is at work. She takes her lover to the bedroom, not aware that her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company. Boy:"Dark in here." Man:"Yes it is." Boy:"I have a baseball." Man:"That's nice." Boy:"Want to buy it?" Man:"No, thanks." Boy:"My dad's outside." Man:"OK, how much?" Boy:"$250." In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together. Boy:"Dark in here." Man:"Yes, it is." Boy:"I have a baseball glove." Man:"That's nice." Boy:"Want to buy it?" Man:"No, thanks." Boy:"Ill tell." Man:"How much?" Boy:"$750." Man:"Fine." A few days later, the father says to the boy,"Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball!" The boy says,"I can't. I sold them." The father asks,"How much did you sell them for?" The son says,"$1,000." The father says,"That's terrible to over-charge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess." They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door. The boy says,"Dark in here." The priest says,"Don't start that sh*t again."
There are many people that we meet in our lives but only a very few will make a lasting impression on our minds and hearts It is these people that we will think of often and who will always remain important to us as true friends Sometimes in life, you find a special friend: someone who changes your life by being a part of it. Someone who makes you laugh until you can't stop; someone who makes you believe that there really is good in the world. Someone who convinces you that there is an unlocked door just waiting for you to open it. This is forever friendship... When you're down, and the world seems dark and empty, your forever friends lifts you up in spirit and make that dark and empty world suddenly seem bright and full. Your forever friend gets you through the hard times, the sad times, and the confused times. If you turn and walk across, your forever friend follows. If you lose your way, your forever friend holds your hand and tells you that everything is going to be okay. And if you find such a friend, you will feel happy and complete, because you need not worry. You have a forever friend for life, and forever has no end! Send this too all your friendsif you 5 back you have friends, if you get 10 you are truly loved by your friends.
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I have a little angel that flys around with a hammer and hits every one I love, I hope it beats the shit out of you!!! Send this to everyone you care about, even me if you care and if you get 8 you are loved.
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