41 Year Old
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Invited by: That1Marine·
Joined on April 26, 2013
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Born on October 28th
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Well, hello there. I see you looking at me. Do you like what you see? Sure you do. Look at those eyes! They're my best quality if you ask me. They're eyes you could get lost in if you let yourself. Almost too pretty for a boy. They're almost like the eyes on that guy you met last week at the bar except his were a little bit harder and a little creepy. You know the guy I'm talking about, he was handsome but there was something just a little 'off' about him. He's the type of guy to carry an under the mattress bondage set around in the back of his '93 Ford F-350 Econoline van. He says it's for holding down wounded animals he finds on the side of the road so he can take them to an animal hospital but we both know better. That's why you ran away after macing him blind. But that's not me, I'd NEVER drive a Ford.
But, enough about him, lets talk about me. After all that is what this section is called, right? "About Me". So 'about me' that each word is capitalized.
Let's see, where to begin?
Well, I'm 30. Just turned in fact, back in October. I'm a California boy living in Washington (state) trying to get ahead in life. I'm single (*sigh*) but it's no big. I guess I'm looking but I don't seem to be looking in the right places. I'm a fan of pick up lines. Lines like "I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?", "I'm not a dentist but can I fill your cavities?" or "I would drag my naked scrotum through a quarter mile of shattered glass just for the opportunity to masturbate in your shadow". I don't understand why I don't get laid more.
I'm not ugly so I don't date ugly women. I guess this is where I lay out what I'm looking for in a chick eh? Ok, here gos:
She should be in between 4'10"/102lbs and 5'4"/114lbs. No younger than 18 no older than 26. I prefer women who like to 'experiment', so a high level of flexibility is a plus! I'm also VERY dominant so...
The Rules* Obey or be banished! 1.) If you request me and I deny you, do not request again. 2.) Please try to type out your words properly as I'm a rather intelligent fellow and I frown upon ignorance. 3.) If I have to carry the entire conversation I will drop it and you. 4.) If I think you are a fake (i.e. you claim to be someone famous, you only have one pic, etc., etc.) I will ask you to take a pic of yourself doing something mundane like holding a piece of bread or pulling up a sock. Failure to comply will find you blocked. 5.) Don't be afraid to slip something into my inbox. If you have something to say to me, good or bad, say it. 6.) Arguing online is like running in the Special Olympics, it doesn't matter whether you win or lose you're still fucking retarded. (This excludes intelligent debates) 7.) If you feel the need to threaten me online don't bother. You're nothing more than an insecure fuckknuckle and you should go drink bleach. 8.) Please refrain from using HTML in your comments. I will delete them and repeat infractions will result in your being blocked (certain ecxeptions apply).
* If there's something not covered in the above please drop a note and ask about it.
Fuck you if you can't take a joke!
41 Year Old
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Male
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Invited by: That1Marine·
Joined on April 26, 2013
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Born on October 28th
Interests
Canada exports over (US$)141m in maple syrup per annum.
The earliest anarchist themes can be found in the 6th century BC, among the works of Taoist philosopher Laozi.
On average, 100 people a year choke to death on ballpoint pens.
Every year about 98% of the atoms in your body are replaced.
Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump and are the only animal with four knees.
The Baby Ruth candy bar was actually named after Grover Cleveland's baby daughter, Ruth.
The first product to have a bar code was Wrigleys gum.
On average, it takes between 12 to 14 dates before couples will trade house keys.
Marijuana was first used as a medicinal drug in 2737 B.C. by Chinese emperor Shen Nung.
People who are born blind report no visual imagery in dreams, but they experience a heightened sense of taste, touch, and smell.
There are more human slaves in the world today than ever before in history.
Diamonds mined in Brazil are harder than those found in Africa.
The color red can make your heart beat faster.
Mailing an entire building has been illegal in the U.S. since 1916 when a man mailed a 40,000-ton brick house across Utah to avoid high freight rates.
Aluminum used to be more valuble than gold.
Colgate's first toothpaste came in a jar.
A ball of glass will bounce higher than a ball made of rubber.
A male butterfly can "smell" a female butterfly from several miles away; while the male gypsy moth can "smell" the virgin female gypsy moth from 1.8 miles away!
Canola oil is actually rapeseed oil but the name was changed for marketing reasons.
Mexico has more American residents than any other country except the United States.
An olive tree can live up to 1,500 years.
Blue eyes are the most sensitive to light, dark brown the least sensitive.
Music
The short and long of it is that I listen to everything.
PUNK
7 seconds 88 Fingers Louie 98 Mute 108 999 Adam And The Ants Adicts, The Adolescents, The A Fire Inside Against All Authority Against Me! AGENT ORANGE Agnostic Front Alkaline Trio Amber Squad Anti-Flag Anti-Heroes Anti-Nowhere League Angelic Upstarts Armed and Hammered Avengers Authority Zero Bad Brains Bad Religion Black Flag Boomtown Rats Bouncing Souls Buzzcocks Circle Jerks Clash, The Cockney Rejects Cramps, The Crass Cro-Mags Dag Nasty Damned, The Dead Boys Dead Kennedys Dead Milkmen Descendents Dictators, The Dillinger Four Dirty Rotten Imbeciles Discharge Distillers, The Dropkick Murphys Dwarves, The Excel Exploited, The Eye For An Eye Face To Face Fear Flogging Molly Fugazi Gang Of Four Gallows GBH Generation X Germs, The GG Allin Goldfinger Gorilla Biscuits Government Issue Gun Club Guttermouth H2O Hot Water Music Hüsker Dü Ill Repute Iggy Pop Jawbreaker Johnny Curious and The Strangers Johnny Thunders Lagwagon Leftöver Crack Lunachicks Lurkers, The Madball MC5 Me First and the Gimme Gimmes Millencolin Minor Threat Minutemen, The Misfits, The Mojo Nixon MXPX Naked Aggression Naked Raygun Necros Nerf Herder Nerve Agents, The Nomeansno New York Dolls Nekromantix NOFX Operation Ivy Oskar Pennywise (old) Peter And The Test Tube Babies Pietasters, the Plasmatics Plastix Poison Idea Queers, The Radio Birdmen Ramones, The Rancid Reagan Youth Reverend Horton Heat Richard Hell And The Voidoids Rise Against Rocket From The Crypt Rocket From The Tombs Samhain Sex Pistols, The Sham 69 Social Distortion Sonic Youth Siouxsie And The Banshees Slits, The Specials, The Stiff Little Fingers Stooges, The Stranglers, The Subhumans Suicidal Tendencies Suicide Machines, The Talking Heads Television Transplants Trashlight Vision TSOL UK Subs Vandals, The Violent Femmes Vibrators, The Voodoo Glow Skulls Warzone Weirdos, The X X Ray Spex Zebrahead
METAL A7X A Black Rose Burial All That Remains Anal Cunt Anthrax Arch Enemy As Blood Runs Black Behemoth Bile Black Dahlia Murder, The Black Sabbath Bring Me The Horizon Byzantine Calvera Conspiracy Cancer Cannibal Corpse Capharnaum Carcass Cattle Decapitation Cephalic Carnage Children of Bodom Corrosion of Conformity Cradle of Filth Cryptopsy Death Defleshed Deicide Demiricous Dethklok Dillinger Escape Plan Dimmu Borgir Dir En Grey Dying Fetus Epicurean Evergreen Terrace Exodus Eyes Set To Kill Fear Factory Fightstar Fireball Ministry Fleshcrawl Flotsam and Jetsam From Autumn to Ashes Gojira GWAR Helmet High on Fire In This Moment Iron Maiden Jesu Kalmah Lacuna Coil Lamb of God Megadeth (old) Metallica (old) Morbid Angel Mortal Torment Motörhead My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult Naglfar Nailbomb Napalm Death Nausea Nile Novembre Obituary Ocean, The Opeth Pantera Parkway Drive Protest the Hero Quo Vadis Ripping Corpse Satyricon Scum of the Earth Sepultura Serenity Overthrown (local band now broken up. :[ ) Shadows Fall Slayer Slipknot Soilwork Still Remains Suicide Silence Testament Through The Eyes Of The Dead Type O Negative Venom Visceral Bleeding Voivod White Zombie
80s New Wave a-ha Adam Ant Alphaville Animotion Aztec Camera B-52's, The Baltimora Berlin Book of Love Bow Wow Wow Camouflage Cardiacs, The Cars, The Church, The Clan of Xymox Cure, The Cybotron dB's, The Depeche Mode Devo Dexy's Midnight Runners Dream Academy, The Duran Duran Echo & the Bunnymen Eddie and the Hot Rods English Beat, The Falco Fixx, The Hagen, Nina Human League INXS Kajagoogoo Knack, The Men at Work Men Without Hats Midnight Oil Modern English Monroes, The Naked Eyes Nena New Order Nomi, Klaus Oingo Boingo Pet Shop Boys Pink Turns Blue Plastic Bertrand Slow Children Soft Cell Squeeze Tears for Fears Thomas Dolby Thompson Twins Tommy Tutone Trans-X Trio, Tubeway Army Vapors, The Wall of Voodoo
HIP HOP/RAP 2 Live Crew 2 Pac Aesop Rock Atmosphere Big Daddy Kane Biz Markie Black Sheep Blueprint Blue Scholars Bone, Thugs-n-Harmony Brother Ali Brother Lynch C Bo Cage Canibus Celly Cel Childish Gambino CL Smooth Clams Casino Common Danger Doom DDark De La Soul Digital Underground Dilated Peoples DJ Jazzy Jeff & the Fresh Prince Doug E. Fresh E-40 Easy E El-p Eternia Felt CDs Foreign Beggars Gang Starr Guilty Simpson Hieroglyphics House of Pain Illogic Jaylib Jay Z Jean Grae King Geedorah KMD KRS One Latyrx Little Brother Lifesavas Linx, Omar Living Legends Lupe Luniz, The Mac Miller Madlib MC Chris MC Lyte MF Doom Mos Def Murs Naughty By Nature N.E.R.D. Notorious B.I.G. Newcleus Pete Rock Plan B Professor Green Public Enemy Quasimoto RA The Rugged Man Reef The Lost Cauze Roots, The Run DMC Sage Francis Scroobius pip Slick Rick Slum Village Smif n Wessun Soul Khan Sugar Hill Gang Talib Kweli Too Short Tribe Called Quest Tyler the Creator Vast Aire Yak Ballz X Rated Zion I
"Golden Oldies" ? And the Mysterians Animals, The Benton, Brook Berry, Chuck Box Tops, The Darrin, Bobby Drifters, The Everly Brothers, The Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons Herman's Hermits Mamas and the Papas Monotones, The Paul Revere and the Raiders Platters, The Prima, Louis Sam Sham and the Pharaohs Strawberry Alarm Clock, The Sly and the Family Stone Sonics, The Standells, The Troggs, The Turtles, The Vee, Bobby Young, Faron
Classic Rock Aerosmith Alice Cooper Beach Boys, The Beatles, The Blue Oyster Cult Blues Image, The Boston Bowie,David Buffalo Springfield, Cocker, Joe Creedence Clear Water Revival Crosby, Stills and Nash (& Young) Eric Clapton Foghat Kinks, The Led Zepplin Lou Reed Lynyrd Skynyrd Moody Blues, The Nazareth Nitty Gritty Dirt Band Otis Redding Pink Floyd Queen Queensrÿche Rolling Stones, The Simon and Garfunkel Stealers Wheel Three Dog Night Tom Petty Van Morrison Who, The Youngbloods, The Zombies, The
Rock 30 Seconds To Mars Alice In Chains Beirut Billy Talent Blind Melon Blues Traveler Boyce Avenue Brand New Bravery, The Breaking Benjamin Chevelle Circa Survive Cire Coheed And Cambria Dredg Eels, The Elvis Costello Evans Blue Fair To midland Foo Fighters Fratellis, The Gin Blossoms Georgia Satellites Guns N' Roses Hum Idol, Billy Korn (old) Local H Mars Volta, The Mazzy Star Meat Puppets, The Mindless Self Indulgence Modest Mouse Muse Oceansize Oleander One Day As a Lion Onesidezero Pearl Jam Poison Primus Puscifer RAGE Against the Machine Rasmus, The Red REM Rogue Wave Sick Puppies Silversun Pickups Shiny Toy Guns Smashing Pumpkins Spin Doctors Squirrel Nut Zippers Stone Temple Pilots Story of the Year Sublime Taking Back Sunday Tegan and Sara Temple of the Dog Tesla Tonic Tool Trust Company Ultraspank Used, The Verve, The Walsh, Joe Weezer (old) Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Blues Blind Lemon Jefferson Castro, Tommy Hooker, Johnny Lee House, Son King, B.B. King, Little Freddie Johnson, Tommy Lang, Jonny McCoy, Papa Charlie Memphis Minnie Mississippi Fred McDowell Mississippi John Hurt Nelson, Sonny Boy Temple, Johhny Waters, Muddy White, Bukka Williams, Big Joe Wolf, Howlin
Classical Pärt, Arvo Bach, J.S. Beethoven, Ludwig van Brahms, Johannes Dvořák, Antonin Mahler, Gustav Mozart, Wolfgang Amadeus Mendelssohn, Felix Puccini, Giacomo Stravinsky, Igor Schubert, Franz Tchaikovsky, Pyotr Ilyyich Vivaldi, Antonio Verdi, Giuseppe Wagner, Richard
Jazz/Swing/Crooners Adderly, Cannonball Alberghetti, Anna Maria Andrews Sisters Armstrong, Louie B. Astaire, Fred Autry, Gene Bennett, Tony Clooney, Rosemary Cole, Nat King Coltrane, John Como, Perry Connick Jr. Harry Crosby, Bing Davis, Miles Fitzgerald, Ella Gillespie, Dizzy Hancock, Herbie Holiday, Billie Martin, Dean Mathis, Johnny Monk, Thelonious O'Day, Anita Parker, Charlie Shepp, Archie Sinatra, Frank Washington, Dinah Williams, Andy
Electronic 16 Bit Angelspit Apoptygma Berzerk Art of Noise Ayria Bachelors of Science Bar 9 Bare Noize Bassnectar BCee Benga Borgore Boretta Camo Caspa Chase & Status Chrispy Cinnamon Chasers Coki Combichrist Crooked Culprate Current Value Daft Punk Dagga Dantini Datsik DC Breaks Deep Metal Mechanic Dexcell Dextron Dieselboy Dimension Diplo Dk Foyer (Russian DnB) Doctor P Doctrine Downlink DPB Druid Druley East Stepper edIT ENiGMA Evol Intent Excision Fake Blood Feed Me Flux Pavilion Front 242 Gangstagrass Glitch Mob GodLikeMouse Grifta Hatestar High Contrast Ian Van Dahl Infected Mushroom J Majik Junkie XL Kaney KOAN Sound Lame O Lojik M.Dot Maduk Massive Attack Memro Messed Mnt Eden Monstah MumBai Mafia Nero Netsky Nine Inch Nails Noisia Nosaj Thing Pendulum Rusko Sigma Skinny Puppy Skream Skrillex Spor Squarepusher Star Slinger Technical Itch Tolley Snatcha Tomba Unknown Error Vaski VNV Nation Wickaman Widdler, The Whiskertwister Wumpscut xKore Zeds Dead
Artists I'm too lazy to put where they go for right now. ;] Jeff Buckley Johnny Cash Flamingos Four Tops Mogwai Leona Næss Nickel Creek Polecats Plum Sia Slacker, The Snake River Conspiracy Cat Stevens Vienna Teng Tom Tom Club Tunstal, K.T. X Japan Rachael Yamagata Akira Yamaoka Yoko Kano Case, Neko Flobots Nobody Blank Blue Apocalyptica Class Actress Purity Ring Neon Indian Young Empires Two Door Cinema Club Lana Del Rey St. Vincent CEO Belle and Sebastian XX, The Ty Segal Mr. Little Jeans Amanda Palmer Beirut Harlem Phoenix Victoria Falls First Aid Kit Lykke Li M+A Polinski The Lost Colors Pedestrian Kwoon Shamus Silver Swans Summer Heart Tennis Coasting Bleached Jhene Aiko Little Dragon GRIMES Washed out Crash Conspiracy Builders and the Buchers, The Reverend Glasseye Rain Machine
And sooooooooooooooooooooo much more.
Currently Listening To:
Movies
16 Blocks 187 2 Fast 2 Furious 21 25th Hour 28 Days Later 28 Weeks Later 300 3:10 To Yuma A Clockwork Orange Abyss, The Addams Family, The Addams Family Values Airheads Akira Aladdin Alice in Wonderland Alien Aliens Alien³ Alive All Dogs Go To Heaven Almost Famous American Beauty American History X Apocolypse Now Apocolypto Army of Darkness Attack the Block Avatar Babel Bad Boys Bad Boys II Bad Santa Ballad of Jack and Rose, The Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever Bandits Basketball Diaries, The Batman (1989) Batman Begins Batman Returns Be Cool Bedknobs and Broomsticks Beetlejuice Big Big Fish Big Lebowski, The Big Trouble in Little China Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure Billy Madison Birds, The Black Snake Moan Blade Runner Blazing Saddles Blind Side, The Blow Blues Brothers, The Boogie Nights Boondock Saints, The Bourne Identity, The Bourne Supremacy, The Bourne Ultimatum, The Breakfast Club, The Bridge to Terabithia Bronx Tale, A Buffalo '66 Butterfly Effect Caddyshack Candy Carlito's Way Casablanca Cast Away Catch Me If You Can Cell, The Chasing Amy Children of the Corn Christine Ciao Manhattan City of God Clash of the Titans Clerks Clerks II Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs Con Air Cool Hand Luke Coraline Corpse Bride Craft, The Crank Crank 2: High Voltage Crazy Eights Crimson Tide Crow, The Cruel Intentions Cube Dances With Wolves Dark City Dark Crystal Dark Knight, The Dawn of the Dead Day After Tomorrow, The Day of the Dead Dazed and Confused Dead Clowns Dead End Dead Poets Society Death Proof Deceiver Deja Vu Departed, The Despicable Me Devil's Advocate, The Devil's Backbone Devil's Rejects, The Die Hard Die Hard II Die Hard With a Vengence Dog Day Afternoon Dogma Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood Donnie Brasco Donnie Darko Down in the Valley Down Periscope Dune Easy A Edward Scissorhands Enemy of the State Elephant Escaflowne Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Event Horizon Evil Dead II Evil Dead, The Eye of the Beholder Eyes Wide Shut Face/Off Fantasia Fargo Fast & Furious Fast and the Furious, The Fast and the Furious, The: Tokyo Drift Fast Five Fast Food Nation Fast Times at Ridgemont High Faster Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas FernGully: The Last Rainforest Ferris Bueller's Day Off Few Good Men, A Fifth Element, The Fight Club Fighter, The Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children Find Me Guilty Flushed Away Fog, The Forbidden Kingdom, The Forgotten, The Fountain, The Friday From Dusk Till Dawn Full Metal Jacket Gangs of New York Garden State Gattaca Get Shorty Get Him to the Greek Ghost and the Darkness, The Ghost Busters Ghost in the Shell Ghost World Ghostbusters II Go Godfather, The Godfather: Part II, The Godfather: Part III, The Goodfellas Good Will Hunting Goonies, The Grandma's Boy Hackers Half Baked Halloween Hangover, The Hangover: Part II, The Hanna Hannibal Hannibal Rising Happy Gilmore Harry Potter 1-8 Hellbound: Hellraiser II Hellraiser Hellraiser: Deader Highlander Highlander II: The Quickening Hills Have Eyes II, The Hills Have Eyes, The Hobbit, The Hobo With a Shotgun Hook Horrible Bosses Hot Fuzz House of 1000 Corpses Hunt for Red October, The Hurt Locker, The I Am Number 4 I Am Legend I Heart Huckabees I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry I Spit on Your Grave Ice Age Ice Age: The Meltdown Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs Ice Harvest, The Inception Inglourious Basterds Insidious Into the Void IT Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Joe Dirt Juno K-19: The Widowmaker Kickass Killer Klowns From Outer Space King of California Kingdom, The Kingpin Krull Labyrinth Land Before Time, The Land of the Dead Last Boy Scout, The Last Starfighter, The Leaving Las Vegas Legend Legend of Bagger Vance, The Legends of the Fall Legion Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events Liar Liar Little Miss Sunshine Live free or Die Hard Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels Lord of the Flies Lord of the Rings trilogy, The Lord of War Lords of Dogtown Lost and Delirious Lost Boys, The Lucky Number Slevin Mad Max Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome Magnolia Man on Fire Man on the Moon Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World Matchstick Men Memento Midnight Meat Train, The Moon Naqoyqatsi: Life as War Natural Born Killers Negotiator, The Neverwas New Jack City Nightmare Before Christmas, The No Country For Old Men Ocean's Eleven Ocean's Thirteen Ocean's Twelve Office Space Omen, The One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest One Hour Photo Orgazmo Orphanage, The Painted Veil, The Pan's Labyrinth Payback Platoon Point Break Prestige, The Professional, The Pulp Fiction Purple Rain Pushing Tin Q Raising Arizona Ratatouille Rated X Reality Bites Red Dragon Replacement Killers, The Requiem for a Dream Reservoir Dogs Ringer, The Robin Hood Robin Hood: Men in Tights Rock, The Rockey Horror Picture Show Romeo Must Die Romper Stomper Rounders Royal Tenenbaums, The Saint, The Sandlot, The Saving Private Ryan Saw Saw II Saw III Saw IV Saw V Scarface Scrooged Scott Pilgrim vs the World Se7en Secret of NIMH, The Secret Window See No Evil, Hear No Evil Seven Years in Tibet Sex and Death 101 Sgt. Bilko Shawshank Redemption, The Sherlock Holmes Shutter Island Siege, The Silence of the Lambs, The Silent Hill Sin City SLC Punk Sleeping Dictionary, The Sling Blade Smokin' Aces Snatch South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut Spaceballs Species Species II Spun Stand By Me Starship Troopers Stigmata Street Kings Stripes Super Troopers Superbad Swordfish Tangled Tango and Cash Taps Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Thank You for Smoking Time Bandits Tombstone Tommy Boy Tommy Tricker and the Stamp Traveller Top Gun Training Day Trainspotting Troy Turistas Turner and Hooch Twelve Monkeys U.S. Marshals Unknown Up Up in Smoke V for Vendetta Valley of the Dolls Van Wilder Virus Waiting Wanted War Warrior Waterboy, The Waterworld Wayne's World Wayne's World 2 Wedding Singer, The Whale Rider What Lies Beneath What's Eating Gilbert Grape Who Framed Roger Rabbit Whole Nine Yards, The Whole Ten Yards, The Willow Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory Windtalkers Young Guns Young Guns II Zombie Strippers! Zombieland
And, obviously, more.
Idols
Let every man be respected as an individual and no man idolized. - Albert Einstein
