#1: “Fine” This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
#2: “5 Minutes” If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
#3: “Nothing” This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with “nothing” usually end in “fine”.
#4: “Go Ahead” This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!!!
#5: “Loud Sigh” This is actually not a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of “nothing”.)
#6: “That's Okay” This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
#7: “Thanks” A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says “Thanks a lot” - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say “You're welcome” ... that will bring on a “whatever”).
#8: “Whatever” Is a women's way of saying F* YOU!
#9: “Don't worry about it, I got it” Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “What's wrong?” For the woman's response refer to #3.