I have a little angel that flys around with a hammer and hits every one I love, I hope it beats the shit out of you!!! Send this to everyone you care about, even me if you care and if you get 8 you are loved.
I promise to be your best friendI promise you my loveI promise you my lifeI promise this foreverI promise our friendship is my lifeyou're the PEANUT to my BUTTER ,you're the STAR to my BURST,you're the M to my M,you're the POP to my TART,you're the MILKY to my WAY,you're the FRUIT to my LOOP,you're the MILK to my DUDS,you're the LUCKY to my CHARMS,you're the ICE to my CREAM,you're the GHETTO to my BOOTY,but mostly....you're the BEST to my FRIENDSEND THIS TO 14 OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS (INCLUDING ME) IF YOU GET IT BACK YOUR LOVED.what? did you thin you wouldm't get this back??
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roses r red, nuts r brown, skirts r up, pants r down, body 2 body, skin 2 skin, when its stiff, stick it in. send to 10 ppl and see if u get it back that means someone wants to F*** YOU. if i don't get this back i guess ur not my friend. if u have a lot of luv 4 someone.....copy and send to ur whole friend list and in 5 mins ur true love will call or im you. da sex train - if u get it ur cute... u get it twice ur a hottie...u get it 3 times ur sexy...4 times ur f***able
