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58 Year Old · Female · Joined on May 13, 2007 · Relationship status: Single · Born on April 3rd · I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
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58 Year Old · Female · Joined on May 13, 2007 · Relationship status: Single · Born on April 3rd · I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
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I am most likely the shyest 41 year old female on the planet. Not online so much, but in person, I'm painfully shy. I am quite tall. educated. i am kind and polite and i tell stupid jokes to people on the subway when I visit the city. Ones like, 'You know those round hay bales you see sometimes out in the country?" the person i am telling the 'joke' to usually says 'I've seen them.' Then I respond 'Did you know they were just made illegal?" To which they generally drop their jaw and ask 'Why?" Then I tell them 'They recently passed a law making them illegal because the livestock couldn't get a square meal.'

My uncle told me that joke when I was like, 8. I don't know how old he was at the time.

I have yet to be killed because people usually assume I'm just tipsy or ditzy. Or both. Usually I'm neither when I tell the stupid but clean jokes.

Hypocrisy in any form is highly unattractive.

58 Year Old · Female · Joined on May 13, 2007 · Relationship status: Single · Born on April 3rd · I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
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I have rather varied interests including but not limited to: ak47's, belgian trappist beer (thank you Mike P), colors, drinking, education, french kissing, germany, really more like this - accounting, aft, aquariums, are you being served, argyle socks, army, asset management, austin city limits, axiom funk, belgium, billie holliday, boat restoration, boston, brain surgery, brooklyn, brown university, buddy guy, cancer, carrera y carrera, cats, cbgb's, chemical brothers, christianity, cooking, copenhagen, dachshunds, dana hall, dead can dance, delirium, depleted uranium exposure, diana krall, dr. seuss, dressage, dutch warmbloods, electric vehicles, ella fitzgerald, eloise, ethics, f18s, fidelity, fighting ignorance, flora danica, focal sim, fore, fort apache studios, franny and zooey, fresh air, gardening, geek guys, georg jenson, glenn miller, glioblastoma multiforme, gloucester, gnomes, greenwich village, grenada, gridley paige, holy cross, hum, ice skating, james bond, jibes, jibs, jimmi hendrix, john donne, joy division, jude, jude christodal, katz's deli, kipling, kiruna, landmines, leroy street, linen sheets, love, love and rockets, lower east side, manray, manual transmissions,mark tansey, martinique, medical ethics, mel blanc, michael maslin, micmac, microbiology, molecular biology, navy, neurology, neurosurgery, new york, nine stories, no smoking, npr, older men, oyster boy, parrots, patsy cline, pbs, peace, peter pan, photography, providence, ps122, quisp, radiation treatment protocol, reading, reconnaissance, red dwarf, reporters without borders, risd, rockport, royalty, russia, sailboats, sailing, salinger, scuba, sheep, sheepshead bay, ski troopers, snow skiing, stainboy, stereotactic surgery, stuart little, tack, the 3 stooges, the adirondacks, the bowery, the carribean, the holocaust, the knitting factory, the netherlands, the point, the st. regis, toast recipes, toxicboy, tulips, u.s.m.c., u2, uss america, wammies, wellesley college, world peace, wwii, www.rsf.org, younger men, zydeco, ÔÙÇíÇ ÞäÈáå Ãæ áÛãþ.
Music
i listen to things like "sharks patrol these waters" a british import compellation like so many, but part of the "best of volume" series. they are all great disks. all considered here in the as “alternative” but really just better and less annoying than what is generally on the air anywhere here. even on satellite. groups and singular performance artists like paul weller, lush, soundpool, jesus and mary chain, axiom funk, sebadoh, buffalo tom and other living and currently and irreversibly dead, despite any attempts at reviving them, the departed artists. i shall continue though, to purchase recordings of them, made of course before their demise, to the delight of their heir(s)apparent(ly). it would be morbid and useless to record a decomposing artist, no matter how entertaining they may have been while breathing. out.

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    thank you for adding me xx

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    Good morning smiles

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  • Guy With Long HairShy
    hi from rochester ny

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    I went to Dallas for a week on business,, thanks for the luv while I was gonePoet
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  • BillyShy
    Hello Friend! Actually, I'm in the Very Center of the State. 30 minutes from just about every big town in Arkansas. The Diamond mines are about an hour from me. Hot Springs is about 45 minutes from me. Maybe you can look me up when you're in town? :)

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    both the public school and the Psalm both came up on Google and I had a 50% chance..guess I picked the wrong one..LOl..hope you are well.

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    Is this the PS122 you like?Psalm 122A song of ascents. Of David. 1 I rejoiced with those who said to me, "Let us go to the house of the LORD." 2 Our feet are standing in your gates, O Jerusalem. 3 Jerusalem is built like a city that is closely compacted together. 4 That is where the tribes go up, the tribes of the LORD, to praise the name of the LORD according to the statute given to Israel. 5 There the thrones for judgment stand, the thrones of the house of David. 6 Pray for the peace of Jerusalem: "May those who love you be secure. 7 May there be peace within your walls and security within your citadels." 8 For the sake of my brothers and friends, I will say,"Peace be within you." 9 For the sake of the house of the LORD our God, I will seek your prosperity.or the Center for Performing Arts in NY?

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    been to Myrtle Beach couple of times... best bar is"Suck, Bang and Blow"..u ever been?

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