If I had to list all the crazy crap I do, I'd give myself carpal tunnel. I drink way too much coffee, for starters, and bemoan the fact that way too many prospectively hot guys cut their hair. (Stop it guys! Honestly!)

My Ipod playlist looks like it was created by a person with multiple personalities, all of which hate rap music and have serious ADD. (Where else does KISS, Manson, and Type O live side by side with Over The Rhine, Mary Prankster, and Moxy Fruvuos covers of Bob Seeger?)

I have five cats, mostly named after Hindu gods or Phillip K. Dick characters. Yes, I like movies, but probably not the ones you'd think (I thought "There's Something About Mary" was the worst movie I'd ever seen, and my favorite Johnny Depp performance of all time has nothing to do with pirates...it's "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas".)

I was once arrested for an outstanding parking ticket, and that's a fun story if you're interested...friend me (HA!) In college I worked as a nude model, and that was the most fun I ever had for $11.75 an hour. I was also once a bassist for an incredibly bad metal band called "The Janitors of Anarchy"...prezzie for the first person to place the name (Besides you, Bobby!)

Oh, and then there's my messed up garden...don't go in there alone, I'm just sayin'.




Anyway, this stuff could go on all day. No, I'm not a bikini model. My picture is not half nekkid. I'm MUCH more fun than that, even with my clothes on.

As for with my clothes off...Hmmmm. *GRIN*