39 Year Old
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Female
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Joined on May 11, 2007
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Born on June 7th
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I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
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if you cant tell by my name..i am a hot mommy of 2 boys. they are the lights of my life!! I am a full time mom and full time college student, ready to become a paralegal.
39 Year Old
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Female
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Joined on May 11, 2007
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Born on June 7th
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I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
"If u love me (as a friend or more) u'll read the whole thing. What would you do if for every moment you were truly happy there would be 10 moments of sadness? What would you do if your best friend died tomorrow and you never got to tell them how you felt? So, I just wanted to say, even if I never talk to you again in my life, you are special to me and you have made a difference in my life. I look up to you, respect you, and truly cherish you. Send this to all your friends, no matter how often you talk, or how close you are, and send it to the person who sent it to you. Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them, and tell new friends you never will. Remember, everyone needs a friend. dont ever leave the one u love for the one u like, because the one u like will leave u for the one they love.If you wake up in a red room with no windows and doors, DON'T panic.. you're just in my heart!!! Send this to all the friends you want to keep forever...Today is Bestfriend Day. Send this to all of your friends, and me if I am one. If you get 7 back you are LOVED!!"
Biker DogA highly timid little man, ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked,"Um, err, which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outside to the parking meter?" A giant of a man, wearing biker leathers, his body hair growing out through the seams, turned slowly on his stool, looked down at the quivering little man and said,"It's my dog. Why?""Well," squeaked the little man, obviously very nervous,"I believe my dog just killed it, sir.""What?" roared the big man in disbelief."What in the hell kind of dog do you have?""Sir," answered the little man,"It's a four week old puppy.""Bull!" roared the biker,"How could your puppy kill my Doberman?""It appears that he choked on it, sir."
