I'm a weird mix between cynicism and total idealism: I really think I can change the world if I set my mind to it, but sometimes wonder if the world is worth saving. I like American Idol yet am not too hip to claim it is with ironic detachment. I'm the post-post-modern man, never afraid to cry during a movie or bludgeon that guy who tries to grab your butt when you walked out of the bathroom.

I dance horribly but that never stops me. I listen because I care to. I have a sarcastic and dark sense of humor but my sense of humor isn't a sign of insecurity or a sign of apathy, I take things that are worth being taken seriously serious but also know when to laugh (or when to try to make you laugh).