FRIENDS: Will stand guard while u take a piss.

FLORIDA FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your
drunk ass is taking a piss in the bushes.
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FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.

FLORIDA FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell
them about the guy/gurl you tried to pick up

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FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did
was wrong.

FLORIDA FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying,
Damn...that shit was fun "
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FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FLORIDA FRIENDS: laugh at you
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FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd
is doing.

FLORIDA FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left
you.
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FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get
tossed out of the bar.

FLORIDA FRIENDS: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for
touching you on the way out.
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FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that
night, and are sorry you couldn't come.

FLORIDA FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you,
drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night.
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FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've
had enough.

FLORIDA FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the
place and say, "You better drink the rest of that shit, you know we
don't waste. That's alcohol abuse!!!" HAHAHAHA !!!!
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FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week..

FLORIDA FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money
after taking care of each other for so long.
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FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".

FLORIDA FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then
2 minutes later "okay, just one more!".
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FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit
about you.

FLORIDA FRIENDS: Will knock them the Fuck out!!

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FRIENDS: Will ignore this

FLORIDA FRIENDS: Will re-post this to ALL of their KICKASS FLORIDA FRIENDS