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Male · From Boynton Beach, FL · Joined on December 26, 2012 · Born on November 30th
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Male · From Boynton Beach, FL · Joined on December 26, 2012 · Born on November 30th
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I am an accomplished ballroom dancer. Dancing, like sex, is pleasurable when one is well-practiced and knowa the moves without having to think about what to do next. I may not always know what a woman wants but I do know what makes her feel good.

Male · From Boynton Beach, FL · Joined on December 26, 2012 · Born on November 30th
Interests
I have no real interests other than getting laid. I enjoy dancing because it facilitates my getting laid. I like stimulating conversation as long as I feel that, at the end of all the chit-chat, there's some pussy in it for me. I am an aficianado of anal sex. I don't demand it. I enjoy convincing you that you'd like to try it. If you've already developed a proclivity for this activity, so much the better. Although nothing else really interests me, I'll go to great lengths to provide enjoyable activity & entertainment to get a woman in a receptive mood. EVERYTHING is foreplay.
Music
I like romantic songs that provide a nice mellow rhythm for engaging in sexual activity.
Movies
Last Tango In Paris, Deliverance, I Spit On Your Grave (Original Version), I Spit On Your Grave (Remake), Irreversible, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (Original Swedish Version), The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (American Remake), Hostel I. Hostel II, The Last House On The Left, The Night Porter, Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS
Idols
Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Princess Kate, Karina Smirnoff, Kamille Keaton, Rooney Mara
Video Games
I'd rather masturbate than play video games. Even wasting time on Twitter is better than playing video games (which give me migraine headaches).

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  • IVAN I'VE BEEN ON THIS SHIT FOR DAYS, HAVEN'T DONE SHIT, HAVEN'T BOUGHT ANYONE A DRINK BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW, AND STILL I'M GETTING POINTS FOR GOD KNOWS WHAT AND ELEVATION TO HIGHER LEVELS WHICH INDICATES GOD KNOWS WHAT. THIS WHOLE PIECE OF SHIT IS A MYSTERY
    11 years ago · Comment

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  • IVAN
    ......(continuation)......I'LL SEND YOU EXTRA"BLING" IF YOU ARE A 36C (OR BETTER).

    11 years ago · Reply
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    LF Dark...IVAN
    Good evening - welcome to Fu!!

    11 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ IVAN
    welcome to fu

    11 years ago · Reply
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