A man walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar... FREE BEER! FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST! So the guy asks the bartender what the test is.Bartender replies"Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the WHOLE thing at once and you can't make a face while doing it. Second, there's a 'gator out back with a sore tooth...you have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there's a woman up-stairs who's never had an orgasm. You gotta make things right for her." The guy says,"Well, as much as I would love free beer, I won't do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then get crazier from there.Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks,"Wherez zat teeqeelah?"He grabs the gallon of tequilla with both hands, and downs it with a big slurp and tears streaming down his face. Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping, then silence. The man staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches all over his body."Now" he says"Where's that woman with the sore tooth?"
TRUCK FOR SALE.........A fifteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents began to yell and scream,"Where did you get that truck???!!!" He calmly told them,"I bought it today.""With what money?" demanded his parents. They knew what a Chevrolet Avalanche cost."Well," said the boy,"this one cost me fifteen dollars." So the parents began to yell even louder."Who would sell a truck like that for fifteen dollars?" they said."It was the lady up the street," said the boy. I don't know her name - they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Chevrolet Avalanche for fifteen dollars.""Oh my Goodness!," moaned the mother, she must be a child abuser. Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what's going on." So the boy's father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias! He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a new Chevrolet Avalanche for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she did it."Well," she said,"this morning I got a phone call from my husband. I thought he was on company trip in Hawaii, He claimed he was on his way home, got mugged and needed cash. but learned from a friend he had run off to Hawaii with his mistress and doesn't intend coming back.He said he was stranded and asked me to sell his new Chevrolet Avalanche and send him the money. So I did."
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