General TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey



Name: Eric A.



Birthday: Sept 9th



Birthplace: Kansas



Current Location: Indiana



Eye Color: Toilet water Brown



Hair Color: Black with specks of red



Height: 5' 10/11 depending on the ruler"



Right Handed or Left Handed: Right handed man



Your Heritage: Blackity Black man



The Shoes You Wore Today: Tennis shoes



Your Weakness: Sexy voice, Chocolate , any form of temptations



Your Fears: Bugs, anything smaller than my hand that crawls around on its
million or so legs.

I am scared of people, conversations, eating in public, talking on phones, being
a failure for all my life

being a real life 40 year old virgin. Approaching women, Ghosts even though I
never seen one and don't believe in them

God cause he destroys people



Your Perfect Pizza: Luigi's pizza they are the best no need to try the rest



Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I would like to graduate but that will
happen next year



Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "Okay" "I see" "omg"



Thoughts First Waking Up: What the fuck am I still doing on this earth



Your Best Physical Feature: I dont have one I am an ugly big lipped , big headed
, balding motherfucker



Your Bedtime: 11:00 on weekdays



Your Most Missed Memory: Being happy (if I ever was)



Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi cause they bottle Dr.Pepper my favorite drink



MacDonalds or Burger King: Fuck them both but if there is a sale i say Burger
king



Single or Group Dates: I like groups less pressure.



Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither



Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate mmmmmm





Do you Smoke: Nope its horrible !! horrible I say !!



Do you Swear: Every other FUcking word is a fucking swear you fucking square!



Do you Shower Daily: Yep,



Have you Been in Love: Yeah , Got my heart ripped out my loss.



Do you want to go to College: I am done with school .



Do you want to get Married: It depends on if I get myself straight by then I be
too damn old just shoot me



Do you belive in yourself: Nope I have no reason to all I do is fuck shit up



Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope



Do you think you are Attractive: Nope... fat ass disguisting blob of shit. Why
would I find that attractive?



Are you a Health Freak: Not at all, jelly donuts a health food ? okay then



Do you get along with your Parents: Nope hate both of them to death but in its
own way its the deepest form of love right?



Do you like Thunderstorms: I like rain, The storm part i can do without



Do you play an Instrument: Piano, guitar clarinet ( that they said I sucked dick
cause thats what it look like kids are so

loving and kind)



In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Not enough !!!



In the past month have you Smoked: NOPE



In the past month have you been on Drugs: NOPE



In the past month have you gone on a Date: NOPE who would want to date me? there
ya go



In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No



In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no



In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope



In the past month have you been on Stage: No



In the past month have you been Dumped: No dump no dates



In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: NOPE



In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yess a cell phone!



Ever been Drunk: As much as I can be! I'd be drunk everyday if I could be!



Ever been called a Tease: No more like a please get the fuck away you fucking
scum cumsucker!



Ever been Beaten up: All the time when I was younger for being the odd kid the
quiet kid the fat kid the nerdy kid

that retarded kid the stupid kid that ugly kid..........did I miss anything



Ever Shoplifted: I consider it everytime I go in a store but I only do it when I
can get away with it.



How do you want to Die: With a bullet in my head. Added bonus If I put it there.



What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Will I ever grow up that probally never
will happen



What country would you most like to Visit: Brazil(Carnival) and England (London).







_Traits you like in Women_



Favourite Eye Color: I like green eyes



Favourite Hair Color: red hair



Short or Long Hair: medium



Height: shorter the better to a point



Weight: thick girl



Best Clothing Style: Consertive and flattering of her figure



_ personal collections_



Number of CDs I own: None I download music off the internet like most sensible
people do



Number of Piercings: none why I want to make myself uglier than I already am ?




Number of Tattoos: none same reason



Number of things in my Past I Regret: Being born !!! no I take that back ... the
moment I was concieved

that sperm should have never made it ... damn fucker look what a mess you
made!!!