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37 Year Old · Female · Invited by: sexyfelicia · Joined on July 2, 2006 · Relationship status: In a relationship · Born on November 28th
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37 Year Old · Female · Invited by: sexyfelicia · Joined on July 2, 2006 · Relationship status: In a relationship · Born on November 28th
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I'm Crystle.

Sorry I am not the following:
-size one
-blonde
-rich
-attractive to everyone.

But you know what? If we all looked like that, It wouldn't be worth living. I am a big girl, I'm proud of what I have. If I weren't me, I wouldn't have met the people I have met. I'm 100% pure CANADIAN meat. I have an ass, I LIKE to eat rather than starve myself. I like beer & steak. Hockey goes with that just as good. I may not have the best of the best, but I make do with what I have. Big Girls can look good too, and if you don't like big girls, you sure are viewing the wrong profile. I think I'm hot & that is all that matters, I have a good life, a good man and you telling me I'm fat etcetc, is really a waste of time.



&For the record, big girls DO do it better.

37 Year Old · Female · Invited by: sexyfelicia · Joined on July 2, 2006 · Relationship status: In a relationship · Born on November 28th
Interests
Him, My Dog, Candy Canes, Snowmobiling, Tea, With Milk, My Cat, Sleeping In, Reading, Snowmen, Purses, Flip Flops, Cosmo, My Friends, Nintendo, Thunderstorms, Pajama Pants, Pot, Chinese Takeout, Water, Straight Hair, French Manicures, Road Trips, Second Chances, cheese. &hearts


Phenomenal Woman
Pretty women wonder where my secret lies.
I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size
But when I start to tell them,
They think I'm telling lies.
I say,
It's in the reach of my arms
The span of my hips,
The stride of my step,
The curl of my lips.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.

I walk into a room
Just as cool as you please,
And to a man,
The fellows stand or
Fall down on their knees.
Then they swarm around me,
A hive of honey bees.
I say,
It's the fire in my eyes,
And the flash of my teeth,
The swing in my waist,
And the joy in my feet.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.

Men themselves have wondered
What they see in me.
They try so much
But they can't touch
My inner mystery.
When I try to show them
They say they still can't see.
I say,
It's in the arch of my back,
The sun of my smile,
The ride of my breasts,
The grace of my style.
I'm a woman

Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.

Now you understand
Just why my head's not bowed.
I don't shout or jump about
Or have to talk real loud.
When you see me passing
It ought to make you proud.
I say,
It's in the click of my heels,
The bend of my hair,
the palm of my hand,
The need of my care,
'Cause I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.

Maya Angelou
Music
My darkest days, Cold Blood-Ed, Silvercade, Three Days Grace, Adema, Seether, Thornley etc.
Movies
Biodome, Supertroopers, Grind, CKY, Jackass, Dirty Love, Phat Girls, Saving Silverman, How To Deal, Saw, Mean Girls, Just My Luck, Waiting, Save The Last Dance, Last Holiday, Taxi, Beauty Shop, Pulse, The Devil Wears Prada, Happy Feet, 8 Mile, Hustle&Flow, Get Rich Or Die Tryin, Radio, Dragonfly.
Idols
I don't really idolize anyone, but if I had to make a choice: Marilyn Monroe.
Video Games
007, GTA, Scarface & Midnight Club.

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