A child asked his father,"How were people born?" So his father said,"Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him,"We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said,"You lied to me!" His father replied,"No, your mom was talking about her side of the family." ~ LOL TGIF! Please don't forget to treat your mom or take the kids to go get something for"Mommy's special day" this Sunday. You have a marvelous weekend!xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)

THANK YOU FOR STOPPING BY AND FOR THE STATUS COMMENTS MY FRIEND.xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)

.I'm a woman.. I'm smart. I never lose an argument. I can cook. I'm flirtatious and have good sense of humor . I love to be right. Men don't understand us. We must have secret powers, because I don't understand us, either....~ LOLYOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL SUNDAY. SPEND GOOD QUALITY TIME WITH YOUR MOTHER or THE MOTHER OF YOUR CHILDREN TODAY. HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY TO ALL THE MOTHERS LIKE ME.xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)

`Eyes are the windows to the soul just like experiences are the keys to growing old ~ Juliet AKA Modela (*_*) Dinner date tonight!

A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The dad said,"Well it's what Mommy calls me sometimes." The little girl screamed to her brother,"Don't eat it. Its an asshole! ...LOL....LOL....LOLYOU HAVE A MARVELOUS WEEKEND!xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)

`A husband, who has six children, begins to call his wife"mother of six" rather than by her first name. The wife, amused at first, chuckles. A few years down the road, the wife has grown tired of this."Mother of six," he would say,"what's for dinner tonight? Get me a beer!" She gets very frustrated. Finally, while attending a party with her husband, he jokingly yells out,"Mother of six, I think it's time to go!" The wife immediately shouts back,"I'll be right with you, father of four!" ~ LOLGood night!xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela

An investigative journalist went to Afghanistan to study the culture and was shocked to discover that women were made to walk ten paces behind the men. She asked her guide why and he said,"Because they are considered of lesser status." Outraged the journalist went home. A year later she returned covering violence in the region and was surprised to see the women walking ten paces ahead. She turned to her guide and this time asked,"What has changed?" The guide answered,"Land mines.".....LOL...LOL...LOLTGIF!YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL SUNNY DAY!Xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)

A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around."What the hell do you think you're doing?""I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line.""Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"...LOL....LOL...LOLTHANK YOU FOR STOPPING BY. IT'S HUMP DAY!HAVE FUN AND ENJOY HUMPING AROUND TONIGHT... xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)

Girl: Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in Asia and he lives in the US.We met on a dating WEBSITE, became friends on FACEBOOK, had long chats on WHATSAPP, he proposed to me on SKYPE, and now we've had 2 months of relationship through VIBER. I need your blessings and good wishes daddy...Dad: Wow! Really!! then get married on TWITTER, have fun on TANGO. Buy your kids on E-BAY, send them thru GMAIL. And if you are fed up with your husband... Sell him on AMAZON.. LOLI hope I made you laugh. You have a fun evening. Good night!Xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)

`~EASTER MESSAGE ~Jesus' death on the cross was all about starting over. He died for us and then came to life again three days later. His death and resurrection set the pattern for what our life in God is to look like. When we mess up, God's forgiveness puts the sin to death and begins new life in our heart. It's the Easter story over and over again in our life. Easter is really all about do-overs!So in real life it looks like this:oI accept Christ as my Savior. I thank Him for His death on the cross for me, and I ask Him to be the leader of my life.oWhen I mishandle a situation with my kids, I tell God I'm sorry. I accept His forgiveness and walk in His grace. Then I apologize to my kids, and I start over.oWhen I speak and wronged my friend, I apologize to God and accept His forgiveness. Then, I apologize to my friend who I wronged and walk confidently in my do-over.Here's the best part: the more I apologize and make it right, the more I'm motivated to change. The full do-over happens when I allow God to transform my heart and I stop doing the same sin over and over again.What if this Easter, it was less about the Easter bunny and eggs and more about a new life in Christ? What if we got serious about the do-over's God offers?I think that's a treat that's sweeter than any chocolate filled Easter egg any day!MAY GOD WILL TOUCH YOUR HEART AND CHANGE YOUR LIFE TODAY AND MAY YOU WALK IN HIS WAY. HAPPY EASTER TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.WITH LOVE,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)

The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain, involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions. The hypothalamus controls the"Four F's": Fighting, fleeing, feeding and... mating. Well, I hope you get plenty of #4 F's this weekend....LOL. ~ Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)HEY, IT'S THIRSTY THURSDAY. PLEASE ORDER MORE DRINKS FOR ME. I NEED MORE TIPS...LOLENJOY YOUR EVENING!

When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our pain and touch our wounds with a warm and tender hand. The friend who can be silent with us in a moment of despair or confusion, who can stay with us in an hour of grief and bereavement, who can tolerate not knowing, not curing, not healing and face with us the reality of our powerlessness, that is a friend who cares ~ Juliet AKA Modela (*_*) THANK YOU FOR STOPPING BY. YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL DAY AND ENJOYABLE EVENING.ALONE AT HOME.

LIFE IS TOO SHORT to wake up in the morning with regrets. So, love the people who treat you right. FORGIVE the ones who don't and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said it will be easy, they just promised.. IT WOULD BE WORTH IT ~ Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)THANK YOU FOR STOPPING BY AND FOR LEAVING ME SOME LOVIN'. ENJOY HUMPING AROUND TONIGHT. HAVE A PLEASANT EVENING.