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42 Year Old · Male · From Weaver, AL · Joined on April 15, 2007 · Born on May 4th · I have a crush on someone!
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42 Year Old · Male · From Weaver, AL · Joined on April 15, 2007 · Born on May 4th · I have a crush on someone!

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  • porkchop been a whiel since ive been on but i have been slingin the hell out some ink
    11 years ago · Comment

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  • Someone ⇒ porkchop
    anytime hu?? mmmmm...... lol

    12 years ago · Reply
  • Perfectly Imper...porkchop
    YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot! RULES: 1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course. 2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy! 4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty! 5- Random sex is perfectly okay! 6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT. 7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away! This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! F.U.C.K. Stands For: Friends U Can Keep. So promise me we'll F.U.C.K. forever! Send this to 10 people & 1 back to me. To know who your true F. U. C.Ks are. 9,675,000,000 people in this world & yet I ended up with your crazy ass as a friend? Damn, I'm lucky! -lol- Send this to everyone you love. Get 1 back - people feel sorry for you Get 2 back - You have a couple true friends Get 3 back - You're alright Get 4 back - Your loved Get 5 back - Your adored Get 6 or more - Damn your a celebrity..

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  • Someone ⇒ porkchop
    thqank you babe for the comment

    12 years ago · Reply
  • PixieStyxporkchop
    They say nothing in life is free, I call bullsh*t! I say the best things in life are free... A passionate kiss in the rain, the sound of a baby laughing, running through a field of wildflowers, a beautiful sunset, & the love of true friendship. Have a great day, my friend.Poetic Kisses

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  • Someone ⇒ porkchop
    Lol

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  • Someone ⇒ porkchop
    In my bedroom

    12 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ porkchop
    Lol ok I'll leave the door unlocked

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  • Someone ⇒ porkchop
    -WeT-LuvinZ-

    12 years ago · Reply
  • PixieStyxporkchop
    Love the earth and sun and animals,Despise riches, give alms to everyone that asks, Stand up for the stupid and crazy,Devote your income and labor to others...And your very flesh shall be a great poem.Poetic Kisses

    12 years ago · Reply
  • xX Baddest Bitc...porkchop
    lv'n sum LOVE

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  • Moonporkchop

    Kick Ass Tunes, Awesome People and Me.. Slithering....What More Could You Ask For ? ?:P Come On In and Join The Madness , We Would Love To Have You :)

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  • xX Baddest Bitc...porkchop
    leavin some thursday 'nz have a good say hunnie

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  • Someone ⇒ porkchop
    BlogAdorn.com
    BlogAdorn.com

    16 years ago · Reply
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