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Male · From West Fargo, ND · Joined on August 21, 2012 · Born on November 30th · I have a crush on someone!
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Male · From West Fargo, ND · Joined on August 21, 2012 · Born on November 30th · I have a crush on someone!
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I was raised in Africa during a really tough time right around the great Zimbabwe uprising of 1989. I was living with my adoptive parents my biological parents still lived in America. My parents were from a small farming community in what is now known as Arizona. They really wanted a girl an since I wasn't exactly what they wanted I was immediately put up for adoption. Growing up in Africa was hard at first I had to develope an incredible tolerance to the sun so I wouldn't stand out from the rest of the locals. On my freetime I would throw rocks at monkeys an pee on the homeless. I often had dreams of becoming a great basketball player in America like most of my friends but it just never panned out. I bought my first Ak47 when I was twelve an mostly used it to get free rides around town or free food or maybe I really liked the bike you were riding that day an I couldn't buy one because I spent all the money I stole on an AK47. I finally realized this wasn't what I wanted an so I hitchhiked all the way to America. The birth place of aids.

Male · From West Fargo, ND · Joined on August 21, 2012 · Born on November 30th · I have a crush on someone!
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Fart...not into it. Next question
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Phish,311,Beck,Moe.,Atmosphere
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Your Moms kind of cute do you think she would ever be into a guy like me? How would you feel about being my stepchild? The reason I ask is because she tried to grab my junk during that barbeque last weekend an it was really awkward. She said a multitude of inappropriate things an kissed me on the neck. I had an erector set in my pants.
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God, Jesus or the J man as I like to call him.
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Shhh.....

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  • MothaFukaJones Its true what they say...about golden showers bring may flowers. I just helped all my neighborhood with their flowers...your welcome :)
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