Three nuns were talking. The first nun said,"I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines.""What did you do?" the other nuns asked."Well, of course I threw them in the trash." The second nun said,"Well, I can top that. I was in Father's room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!""Oh my!" gasped the other nuns."What did you do?" they asked."I poked holes in all of them!" she replied. The third nun fainted.
