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I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
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Born on February 6th
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I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
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Southern Gent Hey, everybody is getting an 11 today... :)
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead all tried out for the same job as road stripers. The boss told them they would all work for three days and whoever painted the most would get the job. At the end of the first day, the redhead had painted 3 miles, the brunette had painted 2.5 miles and the blonde had painted 10 miles . The boss was so excited he told her to keep it up and the job was hers. The next day, the redhead painted 5 miles and the brunette 5.6 miles and the blonde painted only 4 miles. The boss told her not to worry, you still have a good lead. So, on the third day the redhead had painted 6 miles, the brunette 5 miles and the blonde only one mile. The boss was so disappointed, he asked the blonde,"What went wrong?, you were doing so well" . She said,"Well, that bucket of paint keeps getting further and further away."
Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze 1st Hillbilly says:"My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner." 2nd Hillbilly says:"Why is that stupid?" 1st Hillbilly says:"We ain't got no 'lectricity!" 2nd Hillbilly says:"Tha t's n othin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of them new fangled warshin ' machines!" 1st Hillbilly says:"Why is that so stupid?" 2nd Hillbilly says:"'Cause we ain't got no plummin'!" 3rd Hillbilly says:"That ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both yer wifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar." 1st and 2nd Hillbillies say:"Well, what's so dumb about that?" 3rd Hillbilly says:"She ain't got no pecker.
hope you have a great thursday 
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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead all tried out for the same job as road stripers. The boss told them they would all work for three days and whoever painted the most would get the job. At the end of the first day, the redhead had painted 3 miles, the brunette had painted 2.5 miles and the blonde had painted 10 miles . The boss was so excited he told her to keep it up and the job was hers. The next day, the redhead painted 5 miles and the brunette 5.6 miles and the blonde painted only 4 miles. The boss told her not to worry, you still have a good lead. So, on the third day the redhead had painted 6 miles, the brunette 5 miles and the blonde only one mile. The boss was so disappointed
Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze 1st Hillbilly says:"My wife sure is stupid!...Sh
