41 Year Old
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Invited by: cBsTuD·
Joined on March 28, 2007
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Born on August 16th
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I'm 24 yrs old, 5ft 8 curvy and loves to live life to the full. I'm very outgoing and don't mind making a fool out of myself. I'll try anything once!!!! I work with men with learning disabilties and challenging behaviour so most men seem like pussy cats in comparison ha ha. I love to travel and have spent time in Australia and have recently returned from a holiday to Jamacia for my best friends weddin, hence the photos!! I love to socialise with friends and like most women shopping is a favourite but I have to admit I'm a shoes, handbags and accessories girl!!!!!(Who needs clothes ha ha) I'm currently single and making the most of it, I intend on enjoyin life and fulfillin it before I settle down, I intend on having NO REGRETS!!!!
41 Year Old
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Female
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Invited by: cBsTuD·
Joined on March 28, 2007
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Born on August 16th
If you have sex 365 times a year and you melted down all the condoms 2 make a tire, what would you call it? A fucken Goodyear!Sex is like playing ¢¼spades.¢¼ If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.Big Bad Wolf told Little red riding hood lift your top so I can suck your tits. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the fucken book says!A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy!Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.Send to 10 freaks in 30 mins. or you will have bad sex. You're it! This is the sexy train, if you receive this it means your fucken sexy if you get it back you're even sexier. Send 2 ten people or miss the train....... this shit is funny...
