31 Year Old
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Female
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From Caro, MI·
Joined on June 25, 2012
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on May 7th
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I have a crush on someone!
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hi my name is sarah i am nineteen years old and i love meeting new people and just having a good time and i am the nicest person u will ever meet so hit me up or add me
31 Year Old
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Female
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From Caro, MI·
Joined on June 25, 2012
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on May 7th
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I have a crush on someone!
Latest Status
sweetheart i know its been a long time seen i was last on here but here i am i love you Christopher you make me the happiness girl in the world that why i love you so:)
The Original Joke of the DAy A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty! One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said,"Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?""My darling," he replied,"I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."
The Original Joke of the DAy A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."To which his wife responds:"He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
liked n rated fanned n friended hope you have a fantastic stay on fu! if you need anything at all let me know and i'll be glad to help you outYour's Truly Sven
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The Original Joke of the DAy 
