52 Year Old
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Female
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From Massillon, OH·
Joined on March 26, 2007
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on May 27th
·2 referrals joined!
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I have a crush on someone!
52 Year Old
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Female
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From Massillon, OH·
Joined on March 26, 2007
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on May 27th
·2 referrals joined!
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I have a crush on someone!
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52 Year Old
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Female
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From Massillon, OH·
Joined on March 26, 2007
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on May 27th
·2 referrals joined!
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I have a crush on someone!
One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden."You're a goblin," she says,"I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replies"OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish?". The woman stops and thinks for a second,"I want a huge mansion to live in.", goblins replies"OK, you've got it.". Woman again thinks it over,"My second wish is a Mercedes.""OK, you've got that too.""My last wish is a million dollars!". The goblin then says"OK, you've got it. But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me.""OK then, if that's what it takes..."Next morning the little man wakes the woman up."Tell me," says the man,"how old are you?""I'm 27", she replies"Fuck me", says the man,"27 and you still believe in goblins"
Two women walked into a department store, stopped at the perfume counter and picked up a sample bottle. One sprayed the perfume on her wrist and smelled it."That's nice, isn't it?" Sharon said waving her arm under her friend's nose."Yeah. What's it called?""Viens a moi.""Viens a moi? What's that mean?" A clerk offered some help."Viens a moi, ladies, is French for 'come to me.'" Sharon took another sniff."That doesn't smell like come to me," she said, offering her arm to her friend again."Does that smell like come to you?"
A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head."I found a piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name 'Marylou' written on it," she said, furious."You had better have an explanation.""Calm down, honey," the man replied."Remember last week when I was at the dog track? That was the name of the dog I bet on."The next morning, his wife snuck up on him and smacked him again." What was that for?" he complained."Your dog called last night."
