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The Original Joke of the DAy Who is doing the work around here?The population of the United States was 180 million at the time of writing, but there are 64 million over 60 years of age, leaving 116 million to do the work.People under 21 total 59 million which leaves 57 million people to do the work.Because of the 31 million government employees, there are only 26 million left to do the work.Six million in the armed forces leave twenty million workers.Deduct 17 million State, county, and city employees, and we are left with three million to do the work.There are 2,500,000 people in hospitals, asylums, and treatment facilities leaving half a million workers.However, 450,000 of these are bums or others who will not work, leaving 50,000 to do the work.Now, it may interest you to know that there are 49,998 people in jail so that leaves just 2 people to do all the work, and that is you and me, and I'm getting tired of doing everything myself
The Original Joke of the DAy Three men were sitting in a bar talking about how whipped they had their wives.The first two kept bragging about how they could get their wives to do anything.They looked at the third man and he said,"I have my wife so whipped that the other day I had her crawling towards me on her hands and knees."Both of the other men were very impressed and asked him how he had managed that.The man replied,"Well, I was lying under the bed and she crawled over and said,"Come out and fight like a man!".
The Original Joke of the DAy One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving under the influence laws. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then, sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away.The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied,"Tonight, I'm the Designated Decoy."
The Original Joke of the DAy The Brunette and the GenieA brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it, and you guessed it, a genie appears.The genie says,"You are allowed three wishes. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much."The woman says,"Okay. Give me a nice house."The genie replies,"You now have one nice house and all the blondes in the world have two."Then the lady says,"Give me a gorgeous man."The genie replies,"You now have one gorgeous man, while all the blondes have two."The lady says,"For my last wish, Genie, see that stick over there? Beat me half to death with it."
The Original Joke of the DAy 
