So, I hate boats. Not the coolest thing to start out a profile with. But, alas, it's true. Ever since I saw Titanic, boats and I have had our differences. Ironically, I'm going on a cruise next year with some friends on... you guessed it: a boat. (A ship, whatever, they're all boats). Still, I'm looking forward to it. Chalk it up to me being optimistic. I figure there's little chance of us hitting an iceberg in the Caribbean, but as you know, those icebergs are tricky. Hmmmm, I guess I don't like icebergs either.

If you're still reading this, then you've earned some cool points with me. I'm actually pretty mellow. I prefer house parties to clubs. I love to cook, which I guess is me supporting my own vice since I like to eat. Lately, I've been into Hookah lounges and sushi.