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Relationship status: Single
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Born on January 1st
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I have a crush on someone!
41 Year Old
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Male
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From Fayetteville, AR·
Joined on June 1, 2012
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on January 1st
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I have a crush on someone!
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41 Year Old
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Male
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From Fayetteville, AR·
Joined on June 1, 2012
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on January 1st
·2 referrals joined!
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I have a crush on someone!
(g) Two fellows from Alabama were sitting around talking one afternoon. After a while the first fellow says to the second,"If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday and make love to your wife while you was off huntin', and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?" The second fellow crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says,"Well, I don't know about that, but it sure would make us even."
Three men were waiting at Heaven's Gate. St. Peter says,"OK, guys, pretty much anything goes up here, but whatever you do, never lie, or you will spend the rest of eternity with the ugliest women in the universe." So they all agree and are admitted in. The first guy makes it a week before he lies about how rich he was on Earth. Bam! Right at his side appears the ugliest woman he had ever seen. The second guy makes it another couple weeks before he lies about how smart he is. Bam! At his side appears the second ugliest woman in the universe. So the first two guys are walking around with their monsters of women when they see their third friend walking with the hottest woman ever conceived by man. The first two guys say in unison,"How did you land with that babe when we get stuck with these nasty women?" He nudges the babe and says,"Tell them." She says to the first two guys," lied."
Three men were waiting at Heaven's Gate. St. Peter says,"OK, guys, pretty much anything goes up here, but whatever you do, never lie, or you will spend the rest of eternity with the ugliest women in the universe." So they all agree and are admitted in. The first guy makes it a week before he lies about how rich he was on Earth. Bam! Right at his side appears the ugliest woman he had ever seen. The second guy makes it another couple weeks before he lies about how smart he is. Bam! At his side appears the second ugliest woman in the universe. So the first two guys are walking around with their monsters of women when they see their third friend walking with the hottest woman ever conceived by man. The first two guys say in unison,"How did you land with that babe when we get stuck with these nasty women?" He nudges the babe and says,"Tell them." She says to the first two guys," lied."
