THIS PROFILE ABOUT ME WAS DONE BY A FRIEND.




HEY EVERYBODY, MY NAME IS AZZSLAMMER AND I AM HERE TO TELL YOU THAT I AM A WILD ASS TAMER! THATS RIGHT, THERE AINT A WILD ASS OUT THERE THAT I CANT TAME!
NO MATTER HOW DOWN AND DIRTY I HAVE TO GET I ALWAYS GET THE JOB DOWN! NOW A WILD ASS MUST BE APROACHED CAREFULLY, MAKING SURE NOT TO AROUSE THEM ANYMORE THAT THEY ALREADY ARE! ONE FALSE MOVE AND YOU BETTER HOLD ON FOR DEAR BECAUSE THEY ARENT KNOWN FOR THEIR MERCIFUL NATURE AND THEY WILL TAKE NO PITY ON "SMALL" WEAKLINGS! ONLY SOMEONE WELL EQUIPPED LIKE MYSELF CAN SOOTHE SUCH A SAVAGE BEAST! IT TAKES SOME TIME AND EFFORT, BUT AFTER AN ENDLESS DURATION OF PUMPING IN AND OUT, THEY FINALLY BECOME CALM AND PEACEFUL!
EVERYWHERE I GO, THERES A WILD ASS TO BE TAMED! IT'S UP TO ME TO INSURE THAT NO WILD ASS GOES UNPLEASURED..... I MEAN UNTAMED! ITS A "HARD JOB BUT SOMEBODY HAS TO DO IT!
I MAKE SURE THAT I GIVE IT TO THEM ROUGH, SOMETIMES TUGGIN THE OLD ASS BEARD TO HEIGHTEN THEIR PLEASURE!
SOMETIMES YOU JUST GOTTA QUIT BEING A SISSY AND BURY YOUR GUMS! IN THE END YOU GET THE JOB DONE!
GOODLUCK YOUNG ASS TAMERS!


THIS PROFILE WAS DONE BY DRAGGED_THROUGH_THUMBTACKS, HERES LOOKIN AT YOU AZZ!!!LOL!