This may be an impossible feat. I don't really know how to accurately sum me up. I am a bit of an artsy gal. I love music, art, photography, or any other form of expression. I adore subcultures e.g. early british punk, skaters, etc. I'm a bit of a dork but in the supercool way. I can be a bit obnoxious. I am highly opinionated so sometimes I make blanket statements....and then I change my mind. I'm big on evolving.
Currently, I am soul searching.
So welcome to my life... sort of. I'll never disclose everything because this is the internet and I am not an idiot. What you can now is that I am originally from germany and now transplanted to NYC.

Preachy, judgemental fuckstains need not apply.
Nor should people who:
- think they are immortal
- can't handle hardcore mood swings
- suck
- have no sense of humor
- take themselves too seriously
- are religious fanatics
- take ME too seriously
- suck
- try and give me lame advice when I don't bloody ASK for it
- pretend they are pirates on a daily basis and say "YAR!".

Other than that... feel free to hop on.