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55 Year Old · Male · From FALLON, NV · Joined on April 4, 2012 · Relationship status: Single · Born on February 13th · I have a crush on someone!
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55 Year Old · Male · From FALLON, NV · Joined on April 4, 2012 · Relationship status: Single · Born on February 13th · I have a crush on someone!
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I'M KNEW HERE,AND FRANKLY IT'S A BIT INTIMIDATING,FLASHING LITTLE BOXS,ALL IN A ROW. THE SHEAR VOLUME OF PEOPLE GOING TOO AND FRO. NOT KNOWING NOTH'IN THATS GOING ON, WERE TO START,WHAT TO DO. i FOUND MYSELF FALLING INTO A SENSERY OVERLODE LIKE A BAD TRIP! I'VE NEVER BE GOOD IN CROWDS TO SYC-SENSITIVE TO THOSE AROUND ME. FIRST SITE THAT STRUCK ME SO DEEPLY. UNLIKE ANYTHING ON THE WEB THAT I HAVE SEEN. OPENED ME UP AND TUGGED AT EVER FIBER OF MY BEING. TOSSED ME FOR A LOOP IT DID. MIGHT NOT MEAN NOTHING TO YOU. I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A LITTLE OFF MY ROCKER. I COULD TELL YOU SOME REALLY OFF THE WALL SHIT THAT HAS FREAKED A LOT PEOPLE. MY FRIENDS HERE NOTICED SOMETHING DIFFERENT RIGHT AWAY. THE ANIMALS WERE ACTING ALL HAPPY GETTING IN MY FACE,ALL HIPERLIKE. THEN LATER I WAS PONDERING ON THE STRANGENESS OF IT ALL. WHEN A VISION FORMED IN MY HEAD OF AN ARMY OF DARKNESS HOWLING AND SHRIEKING POURYING FROM THE EARTH. NORMALLY I SEE THE WORLD AS IT IS IN MY VISIONS,IT IS APARENT TO ME THAT THE CLAIRITY OF MY VISIONS,HAS BEEN DISTORTED,AND MY SPELLING IS MESSED UP TOO. I'M SHURE THAT MY MISSSPELLING IS THE CULTRIP. IM SHORE THIS SIMPLE SPELLTRAP WILL WERE OF SOON.IM SURE WHO EVER YOU ARE YOUR ABILITIES COULD BE USED IN A MORE CONSTRUCKTIVE MANNER HA HA VERY FUNNY!

55 Year Old · Male · From FALLON, NV · Joined on April 4, 2012 · Relationship status: Single · Born on February 13th · I have a crush on someone!
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OBVIOUSLY GETTING WASTED, FINDING HUMOR IN MY DALUTIONAL INDUSED VEIW OF THE WORLD, PLAYING ON THE INTERNET.LOOKING INTO THE EYES OF HOT GIRLS. LIVING MY LIFE ANYWAY I WANT WITH TOTAL DISREGARD OF WHAT ANYBODY THINKS. FOR TO LONG I HAVE HELD BACK ALL MY WEIRD AND WILD BELIEVIFE'S THE CRAZIEIST STORIES, MOST BIZZAR COINCIDENCES, STRANGEST INSIDECES, AND ABTAINING KNOWLEGE POWER FROM EVERYTHING UNDERTHE SUN,INTHE ABBYSS, THROUGH THE DEAMENTIONS ACROSS THE PLANS. I ENJOY REIVELING THE TRUTH ,MOCKING THE DARKNESS AND ALL WHO HIDE IN IT . DID I MEANCHINE I ENJOY THE SIGHT OF BEAUTIFUL GIRLS,I ALSO LIKE PONDERING THE MYSTERIES OF THE UNIVERSE. KNOW I AM INTERESTED IN EXPRESSING ALL THE THINGS I FEEL that are destroying mankind the earth, and any chance of ever surviving the cumming catyclizim. im interested in working out all the ways in defeating the eve'l RUNNING RAMPANT IN THE WORLD. I AM DEFINITLY OUT THERE, IF U THINK THIS IS CRAZY U HAVE SEEN NOTHING YET? I CANNOT STAND BY WAIL THE EVEL POWERS THAT BE SYSTEMATICLY DESTROYING THE WORLD.

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    Did you hear what happened?" Jim asked when he saw me walking down the hallway at work."Hear what" I asked, my curiosity peaked."The regional vice president died this morning!""What?!" I asked, totally stunned."What happened?""He was working through lunch when he had a heart attack" Jim began explaining."Everyone was gone except his secretary. You know the one.""Boy do I. She's that young blonde babe.""Yeah that's the one. Turns out she isn't too smart, though.""What do you mean?" I asked."He kept yelling at her to 'call 9 1 1'. She just stood there waiting for him to give her the rest of the phone number."

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