The Original Joke of the DAy A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells"PIG!!!"The man immediately leans out of his window and replies,"BITCH!!!"They each continue on their way, and ..... as the man rounds the nextcorner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road ..... and dies immediately.If only men would listen.
The Original Joke of the DAy A police officer pulls over this guy who's been weaving in and out of the lanes.He goes up to the guy's window and says,"Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."The man says,"Sorry, officer, I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that, I'll have a really bad asthma attack.""Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample.""I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death.""Well, then, we need a urine sample.""I'm sorry, officer, I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that, I'll get really low blood sugar.""All right, then I need you to come out here and walk this white line.""I can't do that, officer.""Why not?""Because I'm drunk."
The Original Joke of the DAy A drunk walks into a bar and notices a banner that says"win $10,000; ask bartender for details".He asks and the bartender says"well, you see that man at the end of the bar?". The drunk looks over and sees a huge, burley dude. The bartender says"if you can knock him out with one punch, you go to the second step...The door right behind that big guy opens into a room containing an alligator with a sore tooth. If you can pull his tooth and come out alive, you move on to step three...Those stairs next to the door go up to an eighty year old hooker's apartment. She has never been satisfied by any man. If you can satisfy her, you win the money!"The drunk says ok and orders a double shot of whiskey. He belts that down, walks to the end of the bar and POW!, knocks the big dude out. He orders another double, belts it down, walks to the door, steps inside and closes the door. BAM, CRASH, GROWL is all the bartender and patrons can hear for a few minutes and then total silence. Five minutes later, the drunk walks out of the room bloody, clothes shredded. He orders another double, drinks it and says"o.k., where's the hooker with the sore tooth?".
The Original Joke of the DAy 
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells"PIG!!
