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44 Year Old · Male · From Roanoke, VA · Joined on March 16, 2012 · Relationship status: In a relationship · Born on November 28th
44 Year Old · Male · From Roanoke, VA · Joined on March 16, 2012 · Relationship status: In a relationship · Born on November 28th

Im 43 im a very laid back preson just trying to make it through the day an add some new friend not looking for any dtama i just want to have fun with this also i live in Va. A little place called roanoke

44 Year Old · Male · From Roanoke, VA · Joined on March 16, 2012 · Relationship status: In a relationship · Born on November 28th

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  • Sex appeal is f...toddj

    My girlfriend have always noticed me waving to everyone while we were driving around. She'd observed that no matter who it was, I'd flash my smile and wave to them happily, even if these people will give me a weird looks and didn't wave back at me. She asked me why I waved to strangers like that, and I said,"I heard about some people who had tried but failed to commit suicide. Many of them said that if only one stranger had just acknowledged me with a smile or a wave to let me know I exist, they wouldn't have tried to end their lives. I want to save a life today" ~ Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)Show your kindness and love to people you see, even those who you do not know. Let them know by your gestures you love and care for them as human. You might just save their life by showing your smile... You have a lovely weekend. Please take care and be well. xoxoxo (*_*)Juliet AKA Modela


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  • Sex appeal is f...toddj

    `A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:"Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. - Your Husband"When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:"Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up." ~ LOLI HOPE YOUR WEEKEND WAS FUN AND EVENTFUL. THANK YOU FOR STOPPING BY AND FOR LEAVING ME SOME SWEET LOVIN'. YOU HAVE A GOOD WEEK AHEAD.xoxoxo,JULIET aka MODELA (*_*)Juliet AKA Modela


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  • Sex appeal is f...toddj

    Check your Dirty IQ!Questions:1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?Answers:1. a dentist2. a wedding ring3. peanut butter4.chewing gum5. an elevator6. a nose7. a newspaper boy8. a glove9. a crane10. a toothbrush, of course!Now Really! Just what were you thinking?Get your dirty mind out of the gutter...LOLYou have a pleasant evening.Good night!xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)Juliet AKA Modela


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  • Sex appeal is f...toddj

    James,When you have a good friend that really cares for you and tries to stick in there with you, you treat them like nothing. Learn to be a good friend because one day you're going to look up and say I lost a good friend. Learn how to be respectful to your friends, don't just start arguments with them and don't tell them the reason, always remember your friends will be there quicker than your family. Learn to remember you got great friends, don't forget that and they will always care for you no matter what. Always remember to smile and look up at what you got in life.Peace be with you and may the creator be with you always. Thank you for your unconditional friendship. You have a beautiful week my friend. xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)


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  • Sex appeal is f...toddj

    `Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors."If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades," boasts Gates,"you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed of 10,000 miles per hour. Or, you could have an economy car that weighs 30 pounds and gets a thousand miles to a gallon of gas. In either case, the sticker price of a new car would be less than $50.""Sure," says the GM chairman."But would you really want to drive a car that crashes four times a day?" ~ LOLI HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD 4TH OF JULY. ENJOY YOUR WEEKEND.xoxoxo,JULIET aka MODELA (*_*)Want sum?


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  • Sex appeal is f...toddj

    An elephant and a camel are talking. The elephant asks,"Why do you have boobs on your back?" The camel replies,"Ha! That's a funny question coming from an animal with a penis hanging from his face." ~ LOL...LOL....HAPPY HUMP DAY. ENJOY HUMPING AROUND.xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)Juliet ~ March 2012


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  • DNGtoddj
    ((((((Hugs)))))))

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    ((Hugs))

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  • Just A Country Galtoddj

    Just dropped in to Photobucket


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  • Sex appeal is f...toddj

    `A guy's talking to a girl in a bar.He asks her,"What's your name?"She says,"Carmen."He says,"That's a nice name. Who named you, your mother?"She says,"No, I named myself."He says,"Why Carmen?"She says,"Because I like cars and I like men. What's your name?"He says,"Beerfuck." ....LOL....LOLENJOY YOUR WEEKEND!xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)IN THE WILDERNESS......Outside adventure....


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  • Sex appeal is f...toddj

    You may have someone in your mind and someone in your heart. You may have someone in your dreams and someone in your life. But I am someone, when you have no one ~ Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)BLESS YOUR HEART AND MAY THE PEACE BE WITH YOU ALWAYS.THANK YOU FOR STOPPING BY EVERYDAY AND FOR BEING A FRIEND TO ME.


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  • Sex appeal is f...toddj

    A man boards a plane with six kids. After they get settled in their seats, a woman sitting across the aisle leans over to him and asks,"Are all of those kids yours?" He replies,"No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints ~ LOL.Don't you agree? lolYOU HAVE A LOVELY EVENING. GOOD NIGHT!Mwuaaaaaaaah,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)


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  • Sinfully Moaner...toddj
    hugs! hope your sunday is awesome! nz

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  • dreamertoddj
    life is ok i guess, huggs

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