`The difference between involved and committed can best be explained using a bacon and egg breakfast as an example: The chicken is involved but the pig is committed...LOLThank you for stopping by. You have a wonderful weekend.xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)

'Life is just like an ocean; we are moving without end. Nothing stays with us, what remains is just the memories of someone who touched us like waves. I would like to touch everyone with my utmost sincerity, endless love for humanity, and burning desire to care ~ Juliet AKA Modela Thank you for stopping by and for leaving me drinks, gifts and nice comments on my profile page. I appreciate your friendship and may our friendship will grow stronger forever. Please be safe.You have a wonderful weekend.
View on YouTube

James,I hope your holidays will be full of joy, love, peace and happiness and may you have a memorable and eventful bonding time with your family and friends.A few of my Christmas gift suggestions for you:To your enemy, forgiveness.To your opponent, tolerance.To your friend, your heart.To your customer, service.To all, charity.To every child in this world, a good example.To yourself, respect, kindness and gratefulness.THANK YOU FOR STOPPING BY AND FOR ALL THE LOVIN' YOU'VE SHOWERED TO ME ALWAYS. MOST OF ALL, THANK YOU FOR YOUR FRIENDSHIP AND LOVE YOU HAVE BESTOWED UPON ME ALL THROUGH THE YEAR. MERRY CHRISTMAS and A PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR!xoxoxo,JULIET aka MODELA (*_*)

My girlfriend have always noticed me waving to everyone while we were driving around. She'd observed that no matter who it was, I'd flash my smile and wave to them happily, even if these people will give me a weird looks and didn't wave back at me. She asked me why I waved to strangers like that, and I said,"I heard about some people who had tried but failed to commit suicide. Many of them said that if only one stranger had just acknowledged me with a smile or a wave to let me know I exist, they wouldn't have tried to end their lives. I want to save a life today" ~ Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)Show your kindness and love to people you see, even those who you do not know. Let them know by your gestures you love and care for them as human. You might just save their life by showing your smile... You have a lovely weekend. Please take care and be well. xoxoxo (*_*)

`A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:"Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. - Your Husband"When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:"Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up." ~ LOLI HOPE YOUR WEEKEND WAS FUN AND EVENTFUL. THANK YOU FOR STOPPING BY AND FOR LEAVING ME SOME SWEET LOVIN'. YOU HAVE A GOOD WEEK AHEAD.xoxoxo,JULIET aka MODELA (*_*)

Check your Dirty IQ!Questions:1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?Answers:1. a dentist2. a wedding ring3. peanut butter4.chewing gum5. an elevator6. a nose7. a newspaper boy8. a glove9. a crane10. a toothbrush, of course!Now Really! Just what were you thinking?Get your dirty mind out of the gutter...LOLYou have a pleasant evening.Good night!xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)

James,When you have a good friend that really cares for you and tries to stick in there with you, you treat them like nothing. Learn to be a good friend because one day you're going to look up and say I lost a good friend. Learn how to be respectful to your friends, don't just start arguments with them and don't tell them the reason, always remember your friends will be there quicker than your family. Learn to remember you got great friends, don't forget that and they will always care for you no matter what. Always remember to smile and look up at what you got in life.Peace be with you and may the creator be with you always. Thank you for your unconditional friendship. You have a beautiful week my friend. xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)

`Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors."If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades," boasts Gates,"you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed of 10,000 miles per hour. Or, you could have an economy car that weighs 30 pounds and gets a thousand miles to a gallon of gas. In either case, the sticker price of a new car would be less than $50.""Sure," says the GM chairman."But would you really want to drive a car that crashes four times a day?" ~ LOLI HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD 4TH OF JULY. ENJOY YOUR WEEKEND.xoxoxo,JULIET aka MODELA (*_*)

An elephant and a camel are talking. The elephant asks,"Why do you have boobs on your back?" The camel replies,"Ha! That's a funny question coming from an animal with a penis hanging from his face." ~ LOL...LOL....HAPPY HUMP DAY. ENJOY HUMPING AROUND.xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)

Just dropped in to

`A guy's talking to a girl in a bar.He asks her,"What's your name?"She says,"Carmen."He says,"That's a nice name. Who named you, your mother?"She says,"No, I named myself."He says,"Why Carmen?"She says,"Because I like cars and I like men. What's your name?"He says,"Beerfuck." ....LOL....LOLENJOY YOUR WEEKEND!xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)IN THE WILDERNESS......

You may have someone in your mind and someone in your heart. You may have someone in your dreams and someone in your life. But I am someone, when you have no one ~ Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)BLESS YOUR HEART AND MAY THE PEACE BE WITH YOU ALWAYS.THANK YOU FOR STOPPING BY EVERYDAY AND FOR BEING A FRIEND TO ME.

A man boards a plane with six kids. After they get settled in their seats, a woman sitting across the aisle leans over to him and asks,"Are all of those kids yours?" He replies,"No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints ~ LOL.YOU HAVE A LOVELY EVENING. GOOD NIGHT!Mwuaaaaaaaah,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)