Hi everybody!

Let me first start by saying I am sure you are as happy to have me here, as I am to be here.

I don't bite, but if you are real nice I might purrrr... loudly. I love to be stroked long and hard, so pet me all you want.

I think I am in LOVE already. Have you seen that Fluffy? OMG, she is a knockout. I have never seen a pussy like that in my life. So if you know what's good for you you'll keep your paws off of her. ;)

Add me as a friend, that's what I'm here for.

(Update: It turns out that Fluffy ain't nuttin' but an ugly bitch. Ya hear that Fluffy? You ain't nuttin' but a DOG!)