I dislike writing about myself at a personal and private level, it leaves little room for mystery. That is what I like to be; mysterious, dark, low profile, and still a bit silly. If you want to know about me, ask. Then again... if you MUST know, I'm always learning new things and enjoy doing it. I like making people laugh (even though it's usually dark humor) I like pushing myself to the limits and I know what I want. If I want you I WILL let you know mostly by pulling your hair and whispering in your ear with a dark voice that you're about to get fucked hard (or that you're stepping on my toes). I've been told I'm relentless which I gladly admit. If you don't like something the first time, I keep going until I get it right (or until I collapse).

I won't write a book about myself or waste your time with countless thoughts about BDSM. All you need to know about me is that I mean well and do what I think is right. Controlling the darker side of myself can be difficult at times, but it's always a learning experience as is life

*Please understand I am not collecting "friendships".
A friendship means much more to me then a number on a list ....
If I ask you to be my frined I really mean it ; the same goes for all who
ask me to be their friend !

**Concerning any message you may have received from me : there are countries where admiring a lady in the streets is rewarded with a smile as a sign of of accepting a compliment; in other countries the same admiration is "rewarded" with the turning of the head and and an angry look...My message to you is a compliment and a way of trying to begin a friendship!

Favorite literary works:

The Necronomicon Spell Book
Tantra - Sex Magic
The structure of intelligence - a new mathematical model of mind
Aleister Crowley - Book of Lies
The Book of Lucifer

I enjoy fishing, hunting and the outdoors; however, I know how to enjoy the finer things in life as well.

Just new and cautious about getting into all of this. Just testing the waters a bit

I am a really normal quiet monster, most of the time, except when I get candy, booze, or women. Then I get really hyper and I jump all over then place, and my eyes pop out.

I LIKE TO READ, MOSTLY HISTORY, MYSTERY AND SOME SI-FY. I ALSO RIDE A 1980 HARLEY. I ENJOY VISITING WITH SOME OF THE AMISH FAMILY FRIENDS I HAVE MET ALONG THE WAY.

I ALSO SEND "CARE PACKAGES" TO OUR TROOPS IN AFGANISTAN.

I DON'T CARE FOR OR NEED ANY MORE DRAMA IN MY LIFE,

SO IF YOU WANT TO START WITH A CUP OF COFFEE, START A DIALOUGE THEN JUST SAY HI
START THE CONVERSATION....

Words such as "Truth, Honor, Honesty and Respect" are the cornerstones of who I am and how I live. You have heard it said "this isn't what I do, this is who I am to the core and at the molecular level" I am the textbook example of this statement.

Communication and transparency are two very vital and key elements in my world. There is nothing you cannot say to me, and there is no such thing as a foolish or inappropriate question. Bring me your world, and all that it contains, so that I may know and understand your world, and how it works.

Key needs are sanity, intelligence, the ability to laugh at life and yourself, the abiding need to serve and the heart to match. Everyone has a bit of baggage. Life forces one into becoming an emotional Red Cap at times. That's only natural and expected. How you carry it and where you take your baggage makes all the difference in the world.


"...You must acquire the trick of ignoring those who do not like you. In MY experience, those who do not like you fall into two categories:

The ignorant & The envious.

The ignorant will come to like you in five years time. The envious, never"...

welcome I am The:

King of the Dominates
Lord of the Dark Legions
Grand Vizier of the Eastern Empires
Overseer of Tartarus
Owner of the All Seeing Eye
Knight Commander of the Grand Council
Warlord of Sparta
Sovereign of Eternal Wisdom
Master of the Anguissette’s
Archangel of the Zeitgeist
Maker of the Sceptre of Infernal Majesty
Transmogrifier of Last Resort
Monarch of Lost Souls
Grand Duke of the House of Bourbon and Coke
Guardian of the Immortals
Lord Chief Justice of the Evil Empire
Imperial Inquisitor of the Valkyrie
Owner of the Lesser Key of Solomon
Guardian of the Immortals
Viceroy of Utopia
Ubar of Gor
Architect of the Supreme Sacrificial Altar
Master of the Flaming Sword
Governor of Occam’s razor
Grand Infibulator of the Eastern Kingdoms
Distinguished Fellow of The Academy of Black Arts
Ambassador to the Xanadu Court
Overseer of the Dark Dungeon
Prince of the Foreign Legions
Owner of the Gold Phoenix
Patron of the Mortal Servants
Blessed Protector of the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence
Saviour of the Masses
Exalted Fountain of all Knowledge

But you can call me

THE~BARREL
All those lesser mortals and underlings that invoke my name and kneel by my feet shall find salvation in servitude to my exalted being.

yes i am the barrel an inigma of life one that is mysterious and void am i full,or am i emptie amd i halfull or half emptie only those that know me weell will really know....

Yeah, so you'll not be seing any real photos of me. I'm merely a spectator in this fantastic freak show we've got here. I'm keenly interested in the various Dramas that people have. I'm quite boring myself, but good on ya for exploring the possibilities. But seriously, remember: SAFETY FIRST! Some of you are waiting for an accident! I wonder how many police reports have had to explain a friendship meeting witha persone on here gone wrong!

Quotes I live by;

They tried to make me God once but I was too good looking.
~Silent Voice

Since we can't judge intent, not being mind readers, we have to judge behavior. We should deal with observed behavior and not draw too many or too harsh conclusions from those observations.
~Stong John

I remain just one thing, and one thing only, and that is a clown. It places me on a far higher plane than any politician.
~Charlie Chaplin

A tramp, a gentleman, a poet, a dreamer, a lonely fellow, always hopeful of romance and adventure.
~Charlie Chaplin

Our virtues and our failings are inseparable, like force and matter. When they separate, man is no more.
~Nikola Tesla

I love my women dangerous, my liquor from the bottle, and my memories sad.... but funny at the same time.
~Silent Voice

I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.
~Eddie Izzard

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.
~Groucho Marx

I only go out to get me a fresh appetite for being alone.
~Lord Byron

A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman as bad as she dares.
~Elbert Hubbard

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
~Elbert Hubbard

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
~Mae West