The Why's of Men1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?**because they are plugged into a genius**2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?**they don't have enough time**3.. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?**they don't stop to ask directions**4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?**because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock**(((You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)))5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?**so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties**6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?**you need a rough draft before you make a final copy**7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?**don't know......it never happened**(((C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)))8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?**because a vibrator can't mown the lawn**Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your faceand laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart.
