What up my name is Jeremiah...MMM IM biblical...well no not really. People call me Jay, LLamaFace, Cheddar, Mr. B, WODIE yea I got alot, but its a name for each one of my multiple personalities...Haha jk, yeah I love to make people laugh, if you use it right laughter can be a powerful thing. Right now I am going to Eastern Illinois University, and damn do I love it. My weekends start on monday and end on sunday!!! And if you have been lucky enough to join me on saturdays for two o clock clubs, then u know i have hella lotta fun. I am Sociology major and Psych Minor Usually I am all over the place, anythhing can be fun "cuz all we need in this world is a little bit of alchohol". Or sitting back cruisine, bump'n in my Acura. Cars, Women, Food, Friends are the things most important to me.

Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand. ... I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church from then on.

When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me. When we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the motel is a place for sex. I said, "You don't understand. ... Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too!"

One day I entered Sex in a contest. But before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I told him that I was going to have Sex in the contest. He said that I should have sold my own tickets. "You don't understand," I said, "I hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show off.