We have trained all our filthy and dirty lives for one thing and one thing only..............to slander and defame any smelly flying wannabee hero who claims to be top Ham.............yes you Captain Ham.......avoiding the end result of a mouth quenching sandwich at a single bound...........damn the things that you fight and stand for..........stand on two feet like a normal superhero instead of your disgusting four (plush and cotton soft ) porky legs....................Keep on hiding Pig Feet.......we'll find you......and you will end up like our victims.........by the way...you can see photos of our victims in our photos area.......bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!uhhhhhhhhhh..........rate me if you'd like...for we...I....US......are the Samurai Ninja War Pigs..........