Appreciate the chubby things in life? Like a little meat on the bones? Think you're ready for this jelly? If so..call me! Positions available immediately. For details call 1-800-WhereYouBeenAllMyLife..and ask for yours truly!

Truth be told I'm a bit of a shy guy at first but warm up quickly. Been a Graphic Artist for around 11 years now and am sick and tired of working for the man, which is why I plan on (one of these years!) opening my own graphics company. I spend my free time watching pretty much every movie ever created, busting my ass on p90x 6 days a week, listen to a wide variety of music, play basketball, take the dog for long walks, watch hockey, boxing and ufc. That's pretty much it, how exciting eh? lol. As for family, I have a 7 year old Boxer who might look tough, but much like his dad, he's a big teddy bear at heart. Only problem is he gets way more attention from the ladies than I do..little does he know that's a trend that's about to change if I have anything to say about it..

Anyway, guess I'm done talking about myself for a LITTLE while. If you wanna know anything else about me too bad! No, I'm sure if you wanna chat I'd be more than willing to make some time for you. And if you just so happen to be a mildly attractive female, naturally I hope to fit into your tight, wet watch yo mouth! Notice I said MILDLY. Hey, I'm getting older my standards have changed lol. BTW, don't take that last part TOO seriously..hopefully you've gathered I'm a bit of a jokester by now. At least I try to be. Anyway feel free to give me a shout, I'll most definitely be your friend. But only if there's a slight chance that I'll be banging you silly in the very near future!! I kid..Or do I? Hmmmmmmm? But of course..that's impossible..we'd have to meet up first!