41 Year Old
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Female
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Joined on October 31, 2011
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on March 16th
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I'm looking to meet new friends. My family and friends mean the world to me, my pets are the balls, and I love horses, there is nothing better than going to the barn after a really bad day and having my horse just make it better when he gets excited to see me. I love music (mostly rock, but I listen to a little bit of everything!), video games (I'll kick ya ass at Soul Calibur) and my best friend says I'm one of the most well read individuals she's ever met, I love Halloween and horror movies (even though I'm a big big wimp and they scare the sh*t out of me!) I'm also a rather sarcastic person, and it would be nice if you're somebody who is like that and can actually take a joke. I don't take anybody's crap, it's not necessary and I'm all set with the drama. Anything else you want to know, just ask! Randal Graves: Why haven't you f***ed Myra yet?Elias: Well, we can't because of Pillow Pants.Randal Graves: What the fuck's Pillow Pants?Elias: Pillow Pants is a little troll who lives in her p***y.[Randal stares]Elias: Pillow Pants is her p***y troll?[scoffs]Elias: Duh. You know how every girl's parents put a p***y troll in them when the girls are young, to keep them from having premarital sex?Randal Graves: ...Sure.Elias: Well Myra's is named Pillow Pants. And so even though she totally wants to have sex with me, Myra says if I put my... thing in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off. So, I gotta wait until Pillow Pants gets peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have sex.Randal Graves: [floored] And Myra told you this?Elias: Boyfriends and girlfriends talk to each other about sex stuff Randal. You'd know this if you ever had a girlfriend.Randal Graves: Have you and Myra even kissed yet?Elias: We would have already if it wasn't for Listerfiend.Randal Graves: [beat] Listerfiend is her mouth troll, isn't it?Elias: [shakes head] Women
41 Year Old
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Female
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Joined on October 31, 2011
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on March 16th
1 Rated and LIked..... Want to Listen to good music you can request your own songs ... Free drinks and They are higher if you are interested just let ppl know they will send u to the right person :)Enjoy the room
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