Courtesy of MsTags.comHello peeps... I was once told that I was a really nice person and then I got run over... A friend of mine made a recipe for my mind and it read thus:Take a wicked sense of humour, a dirty mind that is rivalled only by Julian Clary and Mix well. Add a generous helping of dry humour found in programs such as "Have I got News for you". Boil and simmer for 14 to 15 years. Add the humour of Tommy Cooper, Les Dawson and Monty Python and allow to ferment for 3 to 4 years. Splash in some Robin Williams and Lenny Henry with a generous helping of Will and Grace, bring to the boil and serve with a side of "I'm sorry I haven't a clue" and bad taste jokes. That's me in a nut shell and if you can stand someone who is crazy and someone that can turn something into a sexual inuendo then mail me and we can exchange insults. I'm a great person to get along with (yes I am blowing my own trumpet - all punns intended) once I get to know you. I can be a right laugh and a hoot and a half in the process. Yes I can be bitchy, insulting, morose, sullen, elated, gleefull, indefferent ambovolent, intelligent and stupid, and that's just the mornings. I'm a free spirit, my own person and will bend and chage for nobody (except maybe Brad Pitt, Eric McCormack and my Hair Dresser).