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Chocolate said to a lollipop, you are damn sweet. And the lollipop said : Not as sweet as the person reading this! Your smile makes me smile... Your talks make me glad.. Your company makes me happy... But your absence makes me sad... Be always with me my friend!!! Send this to all your friends in your list and also back to me if i am your friend.... If you get more than 7 you are lovable

You Deserve A Very Naughty Lick Today! SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SLLLLLLLUUUUURRRRPPP PPPPP! Pass this naughty lick to all those you wish to taste...If you get 1 back you are lickable...If you get 3 back you are a tasty treat...If you get 10 or more back....You are ####### Licktastic!!!Today Is Bestfriend Day.Send This To All Ur Friends, And Me If I Am 1. If U Get 7 Back U R Loved1-3 u r a bad friend4-6 u r a ok friend7-9 u r a good friend10-& ^ u r a great friend. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .*. . . . . . . . . . .*. . . . . . . ** *. . . . .. . . . . .*** . . * . . *****. . . . . . . . . . .** . . **. . . . .*. . . . . . . . . . ***.*. . *. . . . .*. . . . . . . . . .****. . . .** . . . ******. . . . . . . . . ***** . . . .**.*. . . . . **. . . . . . . . .*****. . . . . **. . . . . . *.**. . . . . . . .*****. . . . . .*. . . . . . *. . . . . . . .******. . . . .*. . . . . *. . . . . . . .******* . . .*. . . . .*. . . . . . . . .*********. . . . . *. . . . . . . . . .******* . **********. . . . . . . . .**.*******. . . . . . . . *. ******. . . . . . . . * *. .***. . *. . . . . . .**. . . . . . .*. . . . . *. . . . .****.*. . . .*. . . *******. .*. .*. . .*******. . . *.. . .*****. . . . *. . .**. . . . . .*. . .*. . . . . . **.*. . . . . . . . . **. . . . . . . . .*. . . . . . . . .*. . . . . . . . .*. . . . . . . . *. . . . . . . . *. . . . . . . . *. . . . . . . . *. . . . . . . . *

Hello River, How's you hun?

march break is next week.i wont be sooo busy!

We are FriendsI got your backYou got mine, I'll help you outAnytime!To see you hurtTo see you cryMakes me weepAnd wanna dieAnd if you agreeTo never fightIt wouldn't matterWhos wrong or rightIf a broken heartNeeds a mendI'll be right thereTill the endIf your cheeks are wetFrom drops of tearsDon't worryLet go of your fearsHand in handLove is sent, We'll be friendsTill the end!!!!show your friends how much you care. Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND, including the one who sent it to you. If it comes back to you, then you'll know you have a circle of friends.